Heel Turn

One of the best and most underrated underground hip-hop groups ever. Masters of the Universe is a hidden masterpiece of hip-hop, and the nice thing is that One Be Lo's (formerly One Man Army) singles work is almost as good. But yeah, nothing will ever equal the work he did with Senim Silla. If these guys were together today, they'd be ruling hip-hop. Also, Conquistadors is their best song, but KGB is a close second. "Ha ha, you lose!"

Which one is Owen, again?

You guys should all listen to the Libertines because indy scenester girls love them. I was talking up this chick at the bar, and I had to pretend I listened to them to get her number. Mandatory listening if you want hipster chicks.

The Sword in the Stone, The Great Mouse Detective, and The Emperor's New Groove are perennial favorites.

Minor Threat's whole discography. You can thank me later.

Not a spoiler, but no way is Locke dead. We didn't see him die, and it's already been established that he heals quickly as a result of his special rapport with the island. Besides, he's probably the most integral person in the entire show right now -- he's definitely going to pull through.

Is that the Pine Barrens episode? Awesome episode

I didn't get that -- the monster is a flying cloud of smoke/nanobots. How does it NOT just fly over the barrier? Kate can climb over it, so clearly, it's conceivable to do.

That lineup is fucking ridiculous. Seriously, MF Doom, Mos Def, Pharoahe Monch, Hieroglyphics (with Del AND Pep, hopefully), Jedi Mind Tricks and the fucking WU on a single show? It's like the concert promoters read my brain. Or looked at the top 25 on my iPod.

Looks incredible. And we're going back to Liberty City, baby! I love that it actually feels like NYC with the rampant advertising and eclectic architecture.

Okay, this season has finally turned around. It looks like they were getting the filler out of the way early, as opposed to saving it for later. Seriously, though, Locke is the fucking destroyer. He blew up the Swan, the communications station, killed Mikhail, and now blew up the sub. AND he has the best line of the season so far: "I hope that box is big enough to imagine you another submarine."

I hope Sayid or Sun or someone shoots Juliet right in her one-expression-having face. She's melodramatic, smarmy, and totally uninteresting. Having her around makes me pine for Ana Lucia, who I loathe only slightly less. Also, this season has sucked hard thus far, primarily due to the gaping logic holes, especially with Jack. He's alone with Tom watching Juliet and Ben talk -- why not stab Tom in the throat with a scalpel and make a run for it? And what does him having Kate recite the story do as far as reassuring him that she's free? She could be held at gunpoint and still be able to repeat it. To bottom line it, the cast is getting incredibly bloated and unwieldy with all the characters, and I hope a significant percentage are killed off before the end of the series. The in-depth characterization is what's driven this show and given it it's best moments, and the writing staff is very quickly losing sight of that.

There is only one name: Team Your Mom. Also, if you need an alternate, I'm right here. I'm a pop culture and trivia wizard.

I wanted to like the original for this so badly, but it was just horrible to play through, filled with irritating objectives and weak play control. I can't possibly see how they're going to make it better if they're sticking to the original formula.

Token life imitating art comment.

It did pretty well on DVD from what I understand. Either way, a direct-to-DVD or made for TV sequel shouldn't be out of the question. Although I would still prefer a Buffy movie.