Rocky

I've figured out how to solve the problem of fat kids in this country. In High School merge the girls and boys locker rooms. That'll get alot of guys taking more than their one required semester of gym for sure.

Who the fuck is Jose Lothario?

My puppies parents are worth 60k combined, and his dad was #2 Tibetan Mastiff in the USA 2 years ago! PEDIGREE!

You guys miss me?

Hello everyone

I know a place at the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low. But my hands are messed up, so you better drive, brother.

I know a place at the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low. But my hands are messed up, so you better drive, brother.

AYE, SIR!

Is it sad that I'm 22 and would really love nothing more than to play with action figures right now?

Is it sad that I'm 22 and would really love nothing more than to play with action figures right now?

Anyone know a good ring name for a former professional shoot fighter turned pro wrestler, real name Fred Rude?

1,000,000

Annnd 7 hours later my laptop is virus free

So...lets go United then.

Met Little Naitch at the Smackdown tapings, woo woo woo.

GET IT? PIE MEANS PUSSY.

How do you change your name?

Is thinking about Wrestling school.

One week after Easter, its time for a Christian to win a title for his Peeps

Just had a show deleted from my diary. Anyone else have posts missing from the board?

I literally spent all last night walking around thinking i'd setup an awesome solution :-(

Why does this keep going down? -__-

6 years ago today I joined EWB and I have 1,024 posts, which coincidentally 10/24 is my birthday. Odds are 1,000 of those posts probably pissed somebody off. For that I apologize to all of you. Foot in mouth disease and all

I am married to an emotional cripple. I don't care if you "know how it ends". If you dont feel something while watching 127 hours there is something wrong with you.