Benji

HammyLukeStoleMyHeart

My you look sharp in that suit.

More mysterious and dangerous than Pandora and her box.

He's a FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME sexy beast who still needs to start Resident Evil

Well it's true that we love one another,

I love Rock-a-box like an internet bludda

Madness...?

THIS... IS... CLOUDEH!

*Sweet Chin Music*

This is a hug with words. Hugs make it all better ^_^

IT'S THE BIGGEST SHOW IN WRESTLING HISTORY!

Kills immigrants for the rent money. Rents himself out to pirates for the hot sex.

Acey's mom, has got it goin' on. She's all I want and I waited for so long..

FU-King Magic

Also goes under the pseudonym Mike Rakhabit

I wanted to quote SexyBack with your name in the lyrics but it's too funny for me to dilute by doing it continually dilute. Thus, you are not bringing sexyback, you're bringing loveleyback.

You came back for me! :-O

I will play with your testicles and rub your gouch afterwards to make it all better.

Dude, bumlove is uncool. Violating the brown launchpad with my pink space rocket however, wickedcool.

How Skummy no get no comment? **Leaves love**

Makes cancer gay and straight people die.

You have the bravery of a hero and breath as fresh as a summer ham

Bless you Zero, if anyone is ever as amazing, coherent and truly well viewed as you, I don't want to meet them, because it would take away from the fact you're one of the best people I've ever had the pleasure of interacting with.

"... you're about as useful to the world as a goldfish with down syndrome."

Goldfish are nice to look at at least.

My body's too Buddhalicious for you babe.

Kills immigrants for the rent money.

I never lied to Jesus. I got laid by Jesus.

If I were a Biblical creature, I'd be the Devil, and I'd be all "Word, kill God."

And Ace would do it, because I said 'Word'.