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  1. Gorka

    "Hello, hello. My name's Terry and I'm a law-abider."

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    2. Stevie B

      Stevie B

      Bounce em round like bunnies.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      I'm likely to cause mischief

    4. Stevie B

      Stevie B

      Good clean grief you must believe and I ain't no thief

  2. Gorka

    It’s like a hat for Ed Mordake.
    And like a hat for Ed Mordake.
    It’s like a hat for Ed Mordake.
    And like a hat for Ed Mordake.
    It’s like a hat for Ed Mordake.
    And like a hat for Ed Mordake.
    It’s like a hat for Ed Mordake

  3. Gorka

    Arrowheads, arrowheads, arrowheads, arrowheads
    Arrowheads, arrowheads, arrowheads, arrowheads
    Arrowheads, arrowheads, arrowheads, arrowheads
    Arrowheads, arrowheads, arrowheads, arrowheads

  4. Gorka

    Ask me how deep the ocean is.

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    2. Benji

      Benji

      How deep is your love?

    3. Gorka

      Gorka

      The ocean is six miles deep.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      Great thanks.

  5. Gorka

    Flowers are essentially tarts.

    1. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Someone is watching quality films.

  6. Gorka

    Grandstandin' and Hot Doggin'

  7. Gorka

    Mr. Lenin, awaken the boy.

  8. Gorka

    Never! Fight! A Man! With a Perm!

  9. Gorka

    Surf board.
    Ping pong.
    Rugby ball.
    Wiener dog.

  10. Gorka

    The Windy Man! The Long Mover! 

  11. Gorka

    "What do you call this?". "Well, this piece is called Lick my love Pump"

    1. Kaney

      Kaney

      Yeah but this is one louder.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      You can't really... dust for vomit.

  12. Gorka

    BBC or Sky Sports for the final?

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      BBC. Obvs.

    3. Colly

      Colly

      I went BBC because I don't have SS HD, but fucking Lawro.

      Also, is the sound funny for anyone else?

    4. Matt

      Matt

      I'm watching BBC but I'd forgotten how much I dislike Lawro and both Alans.

  13. Gorka

    Charles Robinson for Smackdown General Manager 2016!

    1. Damian WayLNKe

      Damian WayLNKe

      I think he still has ties to The Alliance.

    2. Benji

      Benji

      What would Dangerous Alliance with Lil' Naitch? :o

  14. Gorka

    Chris Notwinski wins a twenty-two minute classic with a missle dropkick!

    1. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      As the person who PICKED Nowinski for their season mode I demand you credit me for everything RIGHT NOW.

  15. Gorka

    Clear your conversations

  16. Gorka

    D D D D D D D D D

    1. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Dombo breaker!

  17. Gorka

    Do the Dog.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Run out of sheep? :shifty:

    2. Gorka

      Gorka

      Plenty of cats available :shifty:

  18. Gorka

    Gorka's WWE Mafia with just ten spots left, doesn't matter if you're a newbie or a veteran, come sign up! http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=88905

  19. Gorka

    I blame Gordon Brown. It's always his fault.

  20. Gorka

    I find it somewhat ironic that your finisher is called the "Go to Sleep", yet you have the appearance of a man who has never slept ever!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      IT'S LIKE RAAAAAIN

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Poor Alanis will never live that song down.

    3. Christain#1

      Christain#1

      She Proberly thinks its Ironic

  21. Gorka

    I run an unsuccessful shrimp company.

  22. Gorka

    Liverpool took out City with a chair! Howard Webb didn't see it and Villa get the win, bah gawd.

    1. Crybaby Bunting

      Crybaby Bunting

      Villa winning? That's some Vince Russo tier booking there.

    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      ... we beat Hull on Saturday.

  23. Gorka

    Need a boxing game like WMMA in my life.

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Caesar Julio

      Magnificent Martin Haggle

      Jack "Angry Bull" La Motto

    3. Noah

      Noah

      "Austrian" Joe Booger

    4. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Max Baer

  24. Gorka

    Oh Homeland, what happened to you after Season 1?

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Showtimeitis.

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Better call Saul

    3. nihilist

      nihilist

      Vince Russo started writing for the show.

  25. Gorka

    Pop prom doesn't exist anymore. No Choco.

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    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      We did have some good times though :P

    3. thatshortguy

      thatshortguy

      Yes we did, you name-stealing huzzy!

      I still have to sign in as 'The'! :@

    4. Noah

      Noah

      I never did get the point of a pop prom but as people pointed out to me, when I said that before, I never actually participated in one.

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