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  1. Feeling pretty partiotic for no apparent reason

    1. S.V. Ellis

      S.V. Ellis

      what pray tell is partiotic?

    2. Beefus of Bethesda

      Beefus of Bethesda

      LOL, I swear this kids gimmick is misspelling things.

    3. Cymbols

      Cymbols

      Yep. Sounds about right.

  2. IT'S THE SECOND COMING!!!

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      You new? Welcome to EWB.

  3. PLEASE CHANGE MY NAME BACK R.W.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      He'll get the papers if he has to?

    3. Evil Chase K

      Evil Chase K

      Don't change his(?) name. EWB wouldn't be the same without Junior Hoilett.

      ...who is he?

    4. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      I want his name to be Johnny Two Times.

  4. Coming soon to a EWB near you... a story involving Sexual chocolate, Mae young, and Jacob Novak's hand. Stay tuned for more.

  5. I was playing chess with my friend and he said- "Let's make this interesting." So we stopped playing chess.

  6. I was playing chess with my friend and he said- "Let's make this interesting." So we stopped playing chess.

  7. Watching old episodes of the dirt sheet.

    1. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      As opposed to new episodes of a web series that doesn't exist any more?

    2. Cymbols
  8. Stupid Blackburn.

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      Keep this up and you'll find yourself on -999999...

  9. The awkward moment when you see a Porsche getting clamped.

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    2. GA!

      GA!

      It's not awkward, it's ironic. Isn't that right Alanis Morissette?

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      you keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

    4. CraigOrion

      CraigOrion

      It's worse when it happens to your car.

  10. If anyone sees him, can someone tell the Google street car driver to stop stalking me.

  11. anyone up for some Harry Potter roleplaying?

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    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      *puts on robe and wizard hat*

    3. DavidMarrio

      DavidMarrio

      *whips out his magic wand*

    4. Matt

      Matt

      Here at EWB we prefer to call it roleplay for Harry Potter.

  12. some kid on my other blog site was deeply unhappy that the WWE fixed the title match last night. Other users were quick to faceplant and point out that Wresting IS fixed. More on this as we get it.

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    2. King Ellis
    3. Cymbols

      Cymbols

      oh yeah sorry... EDIT- Fixed as in xxx beating xxx for the xxx title being deciding by writers

    4. New Damage

      New Damage

      Faceplant? So they all instantaneously fell over? This I gotta see!

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