Colly

Everton 0 vs. 1 Tottenham (Sat 12.30pm, TNT) Brighton 2 vs. 2 Crystal Palace (Sat 3pm) Sheff Utd 0 vs. 2 Aston Villa (Sat 5.30pm, Sky) Bournemouth 1 vs. 2 Nottm Forest (Sun 2pm) Arsenal 1 vs. 1 Liverpool (Sun 4.30pm, Sky)

There's another one coming, if they can do vibe and plot that would be lovely. Legacy is fully propped up by Daft Punk's soundtrack and Michael Sheen playing David Bowie for no reason, and I'll keep watching it for thst alone.

Finally catching up with the goals I didn't see this week, what was Toney doing ahead of his goal for him to be essentially 30 yards offside should Brentford have played it up? I assumed it was just after an attack or something but it looked like there was loads of play with him still just hanging about in the box?

Eddie Howe is ill so Jason Tindall is doing today's press conference. This is not a drill.

What a winner that was by the way, the touch to take him past the second last man was ridiculous.

Decent last 15 minutes this.

Never necessary since the older Miley (like me with my brother) clearly isn't very good. Granted the Champions League vs Sunday League is a big gap, but same applies. He's Miley.

Joe Cole "I fancied Chelsea, they're on form". Chelsea's away form:

That's the bit where you just wonder if VAR refs can get out of the mindset of "watching something on tv looking for contact" and actually apply their refereeing ability to understand what's actually happening in the game. Van Dijk is wrong side of his man and clearly kicks through him, what can that be other than a penalty. And yet they'll give Jota's comedy dive the other week.

That one was a penalty. Van Dijks getting clumsy.

Honestly think that pen could have gone either way, as my mate Ally said if he'd given it it probably wouldn't have been overturned, which leaves that lovely gaping chasm of clear and obvious. Can't see he's done much else wrong, Chilwell's dive was awful, and most of the bookings have been for whinging. Also I keep changing the channel at the wrong time. Missed Toney's goal, then missed the penalty...

Worse than cupset.

That there Bradley kid has had a good week.

Not sure where Hoddles getting a tight onside from, Toney was about 5 yards on.

He reappeared at the end, with Townsend and Le Saux (carrying a Waitrose carrier bag which is possibly the most Graeme Le Saux thing ever). Villa Park is lovely, very old school with the commentators having to climb a ladder in the away end. Flashy lights and fire very silly, but an enjoyable evening. Got home at 3am. Tired.

This has come back to bite me quickly. At Villa Park, where there's a mobile light show coming up shortly. I have not scanned the QR code. Also I just missed out on meeting Ally McCoist, got here stupidly early and I thought it was just some fans getting a photo of the ground, then he walked up to the gantry. Gutted.

Ginger Rogers?

He ironically won the Thai treble at Manthong Utd.

Xisco has retired.

I had a go. I washed the van. I washed 4 rocks and a bit of fence. Then I realised I might as well just tidy up.

Ooh, shiny.

A) How the fuck did Cobra get that nickname? B) Lightning 😍

Opening pubs at 5:30 maybe not the most intelligent decision.

From memory though the Gladiators basically always won Hang Tough (remembering Cobra as the king of the rings, and just general pleasant Lightning memories...). Viper has been useless though of course, but he's doing the character work nicely. Not a fan of Clattenburg essentially apologising to him though. No integrity.