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Bojan's retirement is just a ruse. He's preparing for a remarkable comeback. He knows you really hit your peak at 34.

Chelsea are like WCW in the 90s. They're spending huge money and have so many people on contract that even the people in charge don't know who they have on contract. Next they'll be hosting games at Sturgis just so Poch and the lads can ride motorcycles

In addition, not sure how joelinton hasn't been booked.

I dunno why that was a straight red card

I wonder if the person who wrote the tweet uses Grammarly because I do and that's exactly what Grammarly would suggest you do it's jarring and weird and I do not like it.

No thanks.

They used to. I dunno if they do anymore. Glass Onion doesn't seem to be on DVD. Which sucks.

He's no Larry Csonka! In that, he is not a running gag in a classic episode of Mystery Science Theatre

Alexis MacAlllister has been sent off. Felt a little harsh. Then Jota puts Liverpool 3-1 up. And now Endo is on!

The state of that photoshop! The AI budget ran out obviously.

That's a fun hat.

I uses to love watching Parkinson. I regularly watched it. I seem to remember the BBC used to also show old Parkinson interviews from time to time as well. The full Welles interview is on YouTube. It's a fun watch.

The reactions to signings like Endo that kinda make me tune out of transfers for the most part. Along with not really watching much football and not playing up to date FM or FIFA (both of which have probably impacted how supporters, especially younger ones, view transfers in a way) There's a lot of instant gratification in required in transfer for a fan.The online discourse loves tremendous overspending or signing kids to later sell for tremendous large amounts. All with the idea that the only way to sign players is spend big and buy current or future global stars. Which in turn egged on by the news infrastructure around it. Sometimes you just sign a guy to a job. Sometimes there aren't a lot of players available in the postion you want. Sometimes Chelsea have spent 200 million on getting two you could've signed because they're tossing around money in a way I'd hope comes back to bite all football as a whole one day because its not sustainable. Its not very unlike Klopp's liverpool to go and just get a guy in for a bit: Steven Caulker, Ozan Kabak, Ragnar Klavan, Ben Davies not to mention signing Andy Lonergan and Alex Manninger as back up keepers. Sometimes they just bring in a guy to fill a gap. Sometimes you sign aging midfielders like James Milner or Gary McAllister and they're some of the best signings you make.

Im getting Ragnar Klavan vibes

They spent all that time on the video but couldnt be bothered to capitalize the second "I". These Saudis have their priorities all messed up

I think they need at least 11 more

Chelsea are basically me in the first season of my Parkvilla FM save. Throwing money around at everyone but also having to play kids because I have no players.

just some good stuff

Im sure we will despite it being something Salah has always had a habit of doing

Who could have predicted a draw between Liverpool and Chelsea

This is all fascinating to me. There's a big palaver online over transfer chat that I just cannot be arsed with half the time but this is genuinely interesting as it has generated a lot of, probably, agent-generated noise. I like that Liverpool and Brighton are both just holding steady over the whole thing. I assume this stuff happens all the time in transfers but we just don't always see it in the public sphere. Whatever happens, maybe Caicedo should ditch the agent and get a new one.

I think this was why Alexis Sanchez allegedly turned down Liverpool wasn't it? He wanted to live in London.