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  1. Chris2K

    @The Kraig this was 17 years ago. We are old. 

     

  2. Chris2K

    Possibly my first ever ranking in the Popular Contributors list. If only it was WrestleMania week every week.

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Wrestlemania got you the likes but Pokemon won you the hearts.

    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      And now I'm top. This is a proud moment in my life.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      latest?cb=20100829212845

  3. Chris2K

    Why did I think it was safe to go back on TV Tropes? I've spent so long reading stuff on there that I've literally forgotten why I went there in the first place.

  4. Chris2K

    Hello, everybody! Did somebody say, "a perfect game?!"

  5. Chris2K

    "Fair enough, I didn't know that term. But look - I've bought a book, and I promise I'm definitely going to read it on my next holiday."

  6. Chris2K

    "Goodbye, Bart. Never bother me again."

  7. Chris2K

    "How ironic would it be for Stone Cold Steve Austin to put Bret Hart in the Sharpshooter and win by submission?" - Vince McMahon, Survivor Series 1996

  8. Chris2K

    "Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled."

  9. Chris2K

    A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

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    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      D'oh!

    3. Noah

      Noah

      I never even heard that word, before I came to EWB.

    4. Benji

      Benji

      SAX-A-MA-PHOOOOOOOOONE!

  10. Chris2K

    Ahh Pepsi Max. Eases the pain.

    1. Toe

      Toe

      Could I get a Pepsi Free?

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      If you want a Pepsi, pal, you're gonna pay for it!

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      And now I can do what I came in here to do; Pepsi Max doesn't eases pain, it only causes more pain.

  11. Chris2K

    Am I ready for some Football? Yes. Yes I am.

  12. Chris2K

    Anyone got any suggestions for a name for a series of articles recapping 1996 WWF shows?

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Billionaire Ted's Wrasslin' Warroom.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Millionaire Vince's Sports Entertainment Rawroom.

    4. Benji

      Benji

      Chris2k does WWF2k-4

  13. Chris2K

    Anyone in the EWB-verse play BATRacer (the F1 browser game) on a daily basis?

  14. Chris2K

    CAROLINE AND PASCHA~! :D

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Huh?

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      The blue crow flies at midnight.

  15. Chris2K

    Chris2K's Olympic Sport of the day: Volleyball.

    1. Summers

      Summers

      you spent handball wrong.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Cool story bro

    3. T.J.

      T.J.

      Beach?

  16. Chris2K

    Christina Marie was screwed. And not in the way I think of every time I see her. Very few people know what this refers to.

    1. Roster Depth Sicko No. 2

      Roster Depth Sicko No. 2

      I completely agree, but feel sad that I know what you're on about.

  17. Chris2K

    Dear internet - I want to buy one blue twelve-sided dice, and one green twelve-sided dice. I do not want to buy a pack of TWENTY of them, just ONE of each colour. Why is this so difficult?

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Chris: No comic/game stores in your area? Every one I've ever seen usually has a fishbowl full of die for 50 cents a pop.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      And the typo was intentional because "fishbowl full of die" sounds hilarious to me but I'm weird like that.

    4. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Good point, there's one near where I work. I shall have a look later :).

  18. Chris2K

    DENTAL PLAN!

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Ok, I'll go with the obligatory "Lisa needs braces"

  19. Chris2K

    Did you know that sewing up a cut on a cat's paw and the antibiotics for afterwards costs £188.30? I found this out the hard way.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Not surprised. When it comes to fixing up your pets, vets have you by the balls.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Which is a lot less fun than it sounds.

    3. larrymann

      larrymann

      if they had you by your pets balls you could just cut them off.

  20. Chris2K

    Don't you just love it when you're told that your laptop won't be wiped when they fix it, but then wipe it anyway. Thankfully it's my spare.

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    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      I wouldn't mind so much but all they were meant to do was fix the screen and the DVD tray.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Yeah, sounds like Geek Squad. Wouldn't trust any of those guys to be able to turn on a computer much less fix one.

    4. LittleDaniel

      LittleDaniel

      I'm going to be a bit radical here and trust them to turn on a computer.

  21. Chris2K

    Every episode of Robot Wars on YouTube? Tremendous.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Don't forget Clarkson!

    3. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      http://www.youtube.com/user/BBCRobotwarsUK - All 6 series + 2 Extreme series + some US stuff. And sorry Ellis but Charles > Clarkson, to me Clarkson always treated the roboteers like dirt.
    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Clarkson treats everyone like dirt though, he wasn't singiling them out!

  22. Chris2K

    Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.

  23. Chris2K

    Francine, I'll take my sandwich in the study.

  24. Chris2K

    Go Uruguay Go.

  25. Chris2K

    Grr, Sainsburys all out of Black 2 so I had to get White 2. As I had Black before I have a feeling going to Black 2 would have been a better ide.a

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I only wanted the white one, they sent me bloody black!

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      And here I was thinking y'all was talking about the Lionhead classic...

    3. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Send the bugger back Ellis!

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