King Ellis

He's mad with power and cocky about it.

I remember when they used to close your topics on sight.

OXYMORON!

I WILL HARRAS AND FLAMM U!

Wait, have I got the right KrisClassic???

MASTERCHEF IS THE GREETEST! FUUUUUUUU!

It's funny comining into these profile pages and seeing the same names again and again on the recent visitors.

Christy Canyon has also mentioned other well endowed porn actors such as Peter North, John Dough, TGC, Harry Chung, and Ron Jeremy as co-stars she has enjoyed working with.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaakefield!

Kaney is great. All those who say otherwhise are Nazi Jew Whores.

I am the resident Creed lyric poster.

Hello my friend, we meet again. It's been a while, where should we begin?

Hearing Aids joke.

As featured on some edition of the EWB Sexy Show.

Taking your comment viriginity on the new and improved boards!

Why do I keep finding myself so surprised?

The qualities you openly have advertised

A bigger man might not feel so compromised

But I've never been that sane and I won't start tonight

His avatar is cuuute.

TO!

FIRST COMMENT!

Kaney is a Gears Of War sensation, apparently.

DOMO!

Although it came one day late Stokerino can now rejoice and revel in the more traditional King Ellis moniker. So long ROOOOOOOOOOONEY!

Is currently post whoring like a man posessed. He is even going so far as to bump months old topics in the Classic E.W section. For shame.

I forgot what it looked like but I can recall it was creepy. It wasn't Pikachu with a penis or something like that was it?

TURKLETON! [/drunk]

"I'm also known as the great avatar thief." YOU CAN'T BE THE AVATAR THIEF, I'M THE AVATAR THIEF! RARGH!

TOOL!

I misread his interest in Suikoden as Sudoku.