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IT'S FISHERTIME~!

Any car with Martini livery looks sexy as fuck. Scientific fact.

Dana just bought himself a new plane.

Could some lovable person put these onto the blue (dudes) and pink (dudettes) backgrounds below for me please? And the Dana Brooke cut in the post above please. And if anyone can find a decent shot of Tim Wiese that could be used, I might offer to father your children.

GO SUPERSONICS! That's Seattle, right?

Is there a law that when a Serbian reaches 18, they sign for Chelsea. Like South Korean national service.

Who fucking made Hughes captain?

It's based purely on club reputation measured against the rest of the division, you can tell what that is by looking at the media prediction. Then do it with a 1-1-3-5 formation. You're on

Like Darren Bent would break a sweat anyway.

Bent's a poacher, he offers nothing else. Villa aren't creating chances, so playing him would be a waste of a shirt.

I dunno, the game feels like it's getting progressively easier with each year, my St. Pauli save I walked the 2. Bundesliga playing a 4-2-3-1, with Newcastle I finished 4th playing a 4-3-3, the team is massively overrated and I can sign world class youngsters like Balanta, Tielemans, Mitrovic and Barbosa unopposed for peanuts. Won the MLS with New York playing a 4-4-2. It feels like regardless of what you do, as soon as your tactic reaches fluid, you win.

Cheat

I'd suggest you start those Jiu-Jitsu lessons sharpish...

He does. And in several different areas. Winning percentage, points, goals scored, shots taken, goals conceded, shots allowed, entries into the final third, opposition entries allowed into defensive third, passes in the final third, opposition passes in the defensive third, more long balls, more yellow cards, more red cards.

Lol, tna

Everyone needs to stop talking about minutes, this isn't basketball.

You mean 'not a team managed by Harry Redknapp'?

He'll look like a Weebl by July.

What the hell is a 'Le Gym'?

According to North Korean TV, they've already won. Beat South Korea 46-0 in the final. Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un scored them all.

I think Lineker is drunk.

In an attempt to muscle in on the unwashed's lolz, Newcastle and Roma have apparentally agreed to terminate Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa's loan so they can agree a lower fee than the £5.5m previously agreed.

Cape Verde all the way

lol lmao rofl etc.

Roy's top three were Mascherano, Stephane Chapuisat and Christian Dailly.