GA!

go ahead make fun of me

has never read a biography more hyperbolic than the liner notes for the new Soundgarden compilation.

I think we should start an EWB's Hottest Men thread where only, like... Srar, DoubleX, Kats, and Benji will vote.

William Regal's last Tweet was "The real mans man died on 1-4-99 of liver failure.Rest in hell." ...blimey.

Despite that fact that it was about two years ago, when I listen to the song "Spoiling for a Fight" by AC/DC, i can't help but think of the PPV thread tagline "SPOILERIN' FOR A FIGHT". Thanks EWB.

RAMSTERBALL!!!!!!!!

Dead Rising 3 will be about EWB going down, turning all of you into zombies.

Season 3 of NXT is like Wrestlecrap decided to do RiffTrax's on the show and WWE cut out the middle man.

Without spoilers, how was the new epiosde of Glee?

Nerf ran out of cigarettes... xD

Tommy Dreamer just needs to go back to a run down apartment in south Philly

I have given up on my cousin today; she referred to Lemmy as "emo".

is going to form a band called Small Gorilla & 7 Colored Boys

If you don't like America then you can just GIT OUT!

MUSE were awesome!

just watched a pre-fame Hasselhoff in a low budget Italian Star Wars rip-off, and Haku in an episode of Mortal Kombat: Conquest. Successful evening all round.

Today I went to every DVD shop in Brighton - second-hand ones, both HMVs, cult places, everywhere... not a single copy of the 'Rise and Fall of ECW' DVD in the whole town. Fuck.

Serena Deeb has large breasts, and therefore cannot have been fired for anything other than gross public drunkenness or sexual misdemeanour. Because nobody with tits that nice could ever be an average-to-mediocre worker or anything... I mean... THE TITS!

is contemplating a new diary solely to resurrect his favourite, but least developed, character "The Ghost Of Marlon Brando".

GCSE Results Day Today. This should be a rave...

Does anyone know why Paul Heyman & Rob Black disliked each other before the whole XPW vs. ECW?

I find this funny: Family Guy just portrayed Ted Turner as a complete idiot...on TBS.

Muse tickets have arrived.

After being laid off since December 17th and the whole Unemployment mess I got offered a job today. It's a massive paycut but fuck it I want to work!

Still can't believe the Yeti was the 7th man.