GTA: San Andreas

[Kaney]

It's clearly a governmental conspiracy. Don't you listen to The Truth?

Satellites everywhere, man. Everywhere.

[IAceI]

About 34234 orange jellyfish all together.

And i swear i saw a shark, i saw the jellyfish, so same in a different direction and saw a big black thing, so i turned round and legged it to the beach. Well, swam it.

[Farmer Reil]

You can land on pretty much any roof with the Dodo (apart from small houses), or a motorway if it's quiet...

[Death Before Dishonor]

I love getting in a car, driving it off a bridge, letting the car sink to the bottom, and then I get out and swim back up with barely any health left.

[Death Before Dishonor]

I killed millie. Took her to a burger joint, she hit me with a bottle. Carl don't take that shit. so I shot her in the face. 10 times. Then I broke into her house and stole the keycard.

Edited November 4, 2004 by Death Before Dishonour

[Guest BacknBlackHoez]

Went to the burger shop....(made her pay)....asked for a kiss (and more?)...she refuses....(i shot at her).....i drove her home....(actually i lost the way back to her house)........wen to San Fierro, and havent looked at her twice.

[Kaney]

I had a similar story to DBD. I didn't know I was supposed to take her to a specific place she asked for (I had subtitles off, and didn't hear her) so I just took her to Cluckin Bell. SHe was pissed off and threw something at me, so when we got outside I smacked her in the face with a shovel. Then took her home, and got her flowers to make up for it.

I'm so whipped. Although I did blow her away with my mad dancing skills.

[Thomas]

You guys are lucky. All I've had is Denise, and all I do is take her somewhere, then go back to hers and fuck.

zzzzzzzzzzzz.

[A-Dub]

I was chasing a dolphin around, and he juked me out by swimming into the "wall" underwater, then came back out a bit ahead.

[cthemason]

I was swimming alongside a turtle and a dolphin, I was just like Aquaman.

[cthemason]

I only bothered to get Denise so far and the Girlfriend missions are boring as shit. I unloaded on Denise with 2 sawed off shotguns.

[Dan]

I love flying, I do some kick-ass spins.

[cthemason]

I've only seen one plane crash in my game and it scared the shit out of me. I was in the hills section of Los Santos and a plane crashed right in front of me and knocked me off my bike.

[cthemason]

I just got to the flight missions so I don't get a parachute yet. I did get one in the smuggling mission but I used it by accident jumping off a short bridge. Gay.

[cthemason]

I drove into some weird kind of roofed docking place in San Fierro and got 5 stars.

Also I walked into some kinda military base on my way to the flight missions and that got me 5 stars.

[cthemason]

Checked out the Tats in Las Venturas and they're all pretty lame as well.

[fineintent]

That's a police car park - I went downstairs on my BMX and was surrounded by Police cars and officers.

[AJ]

Can't remember the exact words but on one of the radio stations (Bounce, I think...) it goes something like:

"Ever get that thing where your optic nerves get mixed up with your asshole? You get a shitty outlook on life."

[AJ]

I drove into some weird kind of roofed docking place in San Fierro and got 5 stars.

←

Yeah that's a special dock because if you can somehow get on top of the aircraft carrier to the North of the dock, there's a fighter jet up there.

So I'm told. I haven't tried getting there yet. I'm just about to fly there from Los Santos in a jet to see.

[Guest BacknBlackHoez]

is that Andy Dick's voice on "Gardening with Maurice" on WCTR, cause if so...it >*

I love WCTR now, just was listening to OG Loc & some white guy talkin, shit was hilarious...

OG: Im from the streets!

Guy: you keep saying your from the streets, everyone has a street in front of their house, your RICH! stop shooting at each other.

OG: You dissin my street! you bitch ass punk, fucker trick slut ho!

Guy:I dont understand what you just said, but ok.

OG: You better be glad i dont just hang you out the window, cause ima PIMP to!

Guy:Im sorry, just put the gun away.

something like that, love that shit

Edited November 4, 2004 by BacknBlackHoez