EWB's Top 50 Women 2005

[Guest Ringmaster]

What I find deeply odd, is that some people were asked to name 10 of the women that they find to be the hottest in the world, and they said "Julia Stiles". That's like naming Toyota in your top 5 favourite cars, they're decent and all, but when it comes down to it there is much much better.

[BlackFlagg]

I wouldn't turn down Stiles, but she's nowhere near one of the hottest around...as for Samaire, I think she's cute like ROC said, and I'd hit it no question, but also not one of the hottest around..

[Your Mom]

Yikes. Huge drops since Asia I say. And this thread has made me realize that I was totally syco's kind of chick. This makes me sad. Very sad

[Guest Ringmaster]

Who's kind of chick are you now? Bluesman's eh?

[DMN in the House]

Yeah. Bluesman asked me why syco liked girls with dildos.

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Their pants dammit... pants.

[Malenko]

Yikes. Huge drops since Asia I say. And this thread has made me realize that I was totally syco's kind of chick. This makes me sad. Very sad 

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[Your Mom]

Who's kind of chick are you now? Bluesman's eh?

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Nah. I actually enjoy sex. I'm about the same actually. Minus the whole party scene. Oh and I dress a little different. :thumbsup:

[Guest Ringmaster]

More motherly?

[Your Mom]

More motherly?

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I like to call it motherish. Where if I'm with the baby it doesnt look bad, but if I'm not it doesn't look like I'm about to go pick her up from soccer practice.

[zero]

Well thats good, JHSACS isn't a soccer mom.

But who the fuck voted for Julia Stiles? Please, someone raise their hand so I can then place it on my genitalia since you are obviously not interested in women.

I mean, she's not horrible looking, but one of your ten most beautiful celebrities? Her "celebrity" factor is pretty debatable too, has she ever played anything except the black dude's white girlfriend?

[tristy]

has she ever played anything except the black dude's white girlfriend?

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[Ash J. Williams]

has she ever played anything except the black dude's white girlfriend?

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A whore that Jason Lee banged.

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[Lowerdeck]

Eh, trying to keep track of best so far.

5. Stiles

4. Gellar

3. Hewitt

2. Webb

1. Theron

If Ashlee Simpson is anywhere near this list, God help everyone.

[SeanDMan]

Answer the question

Blood doesnt smell of anything but... blood, and she didnt really bleed much if it all, so um, yeah.

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Blood smells of copper.

[Quom]

Answer the question

Blood doesnt smell of anything but... blood, and she didnt really bleed much if it all, so um, yeah.

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[Guest Bluesman]

Nah. I actually enjoy sex.

[Malenko]

I was going to make a joke about that but someone will do a better one afterwards so i'll just say... what's taking those pics so long?

[Quom]

Nah. I actually enjoy sex.

You people make it sound as if there is one day, and only that one day, a week that we have sex on...or something.

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[Guest Bluesman]

Is it my fault that I know what I'm doing, thus not having to do it every day, or every 4-5 days, in order to keep her satisfied? You people should be giving me a medal, not mocking me in a vain attempt to hide your own sexual inadequacies and insecurities.

[Quom]

Is it my fault that I know what I'm doing, thus not having to do it every day, or every 4-5 days, in order to keep her satisfied? You people should be giving me a medal, not mocking me in a vain attempt to hide your own sexual inadequacies and insecurities.

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