EWB's Top 50 Women 2005

[Liam]

I find myself discussing the good-lookingness of males more often nowadays. Just the other day, my friend and I were discussing Robbie Keane's ruggish good looks and how Morissey's style makes him good looking. Nothing wrong with it really.

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Ruggish good looks? RINMASTAH IS TEH QUEER ROFLMAO!!!!!11!!

Ahem....I agree with the Morissey quote though.

[Guest Ringmaster]

I demand more women so we can carry on with the insanity. We need new material, gorramit.

[Ananas]

Yeah, ROC needs to rescue this topic before the sexual experimentation begins.

[Quom]

Yeah, ROC needs to rescue this topic before the sexual experimentation begins. 

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[Your Mom]

Yeah, ROC needs to rescue this topic before the sexual experimentation begins. 

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Quick someone throw around a football or something to get the testosterone back up in here!

[FLiam]

If Anna Kournikova isn't in the top 1, something is wrong.

[Guest Ringmaster]

She's Russian and thus has yeast infections. That's why she won't be.

[FLiam]

No she doesn't. Take that back.

Anna Kournikova > *

[Guest Ringmaster]

Enrique's dick's been in there, yeast infections aplenty. I like Anna as much as the next guy, but we must face the truth.

[Quom]

No she doesn't. Take that back.

Anna Kournikova > *

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[Guest Pirate Chasin' Booty]

We need some women like this:

I love you Nip/Tuck.

[Guest Ringmaster]

I like Famke Jansen. She's hot. Even though she has size 13 feet. That's just gross.

[ROC]

For the record, Janssen was the bomb in Goldeneye. Orgazmic cries + foreign accent = total hotness.

Anyways, back on to the list.

47. Carmen Electra

The always entrancing, always notorious model/actress Carmen Electra has kept her fame and notoriety since the 90s with big media stories like her marriages to Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro keeping her in the public eye. And her "enhanced" body kept the men's attention during that time, including her Playboy pictorials. But don't expect to see her all that much in 2005, as she seems to have settled down. Still, Carmen Electra has ignited a generation of men that will never forget to the same extent that people don't forget Farrah Fawcett, Bo Derek, or Christie Brinkley.

My Take: Hey, you can't go wrong with here genetically altered body...

(NOTE: Sorry for the low quality of the picture. Google seems to have a hate for indy female wrestlers...)

46. Alexis Laree

As an independent wrestler in the US, Laree has slowly gained notice among the progressively male wrestling fans of the country. After wrestling in feds like ROH, she has now recently signed a development deal with the WWE and could gain major attention in a fed that currently has reached a lack of real women's talent.

My Take: Meh. Tracy Brooks is more sexy in my opinion.

[Ananas]

46. Alexis Laree

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[Krazy_K]

Hot

Not.

[Guest Ringmaster]

I'd do both, although Carmen is bleh. Alexis is hot in a squirrel type way though.

[Your Mom]

A squirrel type way?

[Guest Ringmaster]

Look at her face, she has these two front teeth that make her look like a hot squirrel.

[Quom]

I'd do both, although Carmen is bleh. Alexis is hot in a squirrel type way though.

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[Your Mom]

I'd do both, although Carmen is bleh. Alexis is hot in a squirrel type way though.

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I think she looks just like Punky Brewster. Having said that both are meh

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That would be why they are 47 and 46