EWB's Top 50 Women 2005

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Damn Silverstone is hot. Pretty good list so far, no real ugly women at all. Although already I don't know one or two of the women.

[Guest Bluesman]

Never saw anything in Rodriguez. Silverstone was hot...when I was 12. I've moved on though...

[ROC]

43. Stacy Keibler

It has been a good road for this leggy WWE diva. At first, Stacy Keibler ran as Ms. Hancock in the latter days of WCW (Ya know, the times it totally sucked.). Then, WWF/E came calling and the diva found a good place in the fed along divas like Trish Stratus. So far, Keibler hasn't really garnered any attention outside of the modeling work she's done with WWE. But she still hasn't lost those legs.

My Take: Only on EWB can Stacy Keibler go above a thing of total hotness like Uma Thurman or Monica Bellucci. Sigh.

42. Zhang Ziyi

As one of Asia's biggest exports since rice, Zhang Ziyi has been quite an attention getter, whether it be for her stunning look or for her remarkable talent. Ziyi came stateside after the overwhelming success of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and went on to star in the huge hit Rush Hour 2. Since then, she has embraced the foreign markets with features like Hero and House of Flying Daggers. This year, she stars in Memoirs of A Geisha in her first true starring role in America.

My Take: Having someone else hot and talented to put on the list is good.

[apsham]

I hate people. Mainly fellow wrestling fans.

[thuganomic]

Zhang ZiYi......w00t!

*High-fives kaya

[ROC]

I hate people. Mainly fellow wrestling fans.

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[Guest Ringmaster]

Keibler I can live without, she doesn't do anything for me. I like Ziyi though, she probably as one of them horizontal vaginas as well.

I'm sure I could con Ziyi into sleeping with me if I met her, the only thing to do is tell her you're a producer or something like that.

[Guest Bluesman]

I don't know, maybe it's just me, but it doesn't look like Ziyi doesn't have any breasts?

And out of curiosity, since when is Uma Thurman hot?

[Krazy_K]

Not

Not

Hot

Not

[Guest Ringmaster]

Wait, wait, wait, Keibler is hot but Silverstone isn't? SHAME.

And Uma is hot because a whole new set of kids have opened to her because of Kill Bill. She hasn't done anything for me, at all, since Dangerous Liaisons.

[Quom]

I don't know, maybe it's just me, but it doesn't look like Ziyi doesn't have any breasts?

And out of curiosity, since when is Uma Thurman hot?

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[Guest Ringmaster]

On a side note, could it be that Bluesman and I agree on the looks of a woman? God knows I think he's crazy ever since he besmirched the good name of Jennifer Connelly.

[Quom]

On a side note, could it be that Bluesman and I agree on the looks of a woman? God knows I think he's crazy ever since he besmirched the good name of Jennifer Connelly.

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[Guest Ringmaster]

Dangerous Liaisons, my good man. An 18 year old Uma frolicking in the nude? That's about the only place she was ever hot for me.

[zero]

Uma has always been hot... even in Batman & Robin!

Ziyi though... shit she needs to be in at least the top 20.

[Guest Ringmaster]

I see Zero has a thing for women who shoot out plants and shit. You wanna tied up and fucked hard, don't you?

[zero]

I see Zero has a thing for women who shoot out plants and shit. You wanna tied up and fucked hard, don't you?

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Only by you, only by you.

[Guest Ringmaster]

And Shirley Manson?

[Ananas]

Who would have thought that the bar for homoerotic banter would have been raised in a thread devoted to beautiful women?

[Guest Ringmaster]

A wise man once said that the perfect heterosexual is perfectly comfortable with sleeping with other man. Okay, it wasn't a wise man, it was my drunken gay uncle, but you get the point.