EWB's Top 50 Women 2005

[Ananas]

That's hot?

[Guest Ringmaster]

Plus, Italians are far better looking.

Speaking of Italians, Cristina Scabbia, singer from Lacuna Coil, better be on this list or I'm putting her in myself.

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[Your Mom]

That's hot?

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yep

[zero]

Yes, that is hot, and so is this.

[Guest Ringmaster]

Shirley doesn't do it for me, but to say she's not hot is a travesty, it's like spitting on Superman's grave.

[Guest Bluesman]

"Look mom, I just got my first makeup kit! Let's see if I can put enough makeup on to look like an ugly whore!"

[Quom]

Yes, that is hot, and so is this.

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Edited March 18, 2005 by Quom

[Enter Blue Guy]

That's hot. More proof that Italians = hot. Most of them. Not the old, short, stalky women that force feed pasta down your throat.

Also, Gwen Stefani better be on this list somewhere.

[Ananas]

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She's Jar Jar without the snout.

[BlackFlagg]

Also, Gwen Stefani better be on this list somewhere.

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[zero]

I see your primitive/somewhat homosexual brain is leaving you confused again. See, YOU'RE Jar Jar, it's your username. Say it with me now, "username." I know it's hard sweetie, but you'll get it someday.

Anyhoo, just cause I can't stop looking at her...

[BlackFlagg]

Oh yeah, that's the stuff, keep em coming

[Guest Bluesman]

I can't stop looking at her either...in the same way that you can't stop looking at a disfigured retard...

[Guest Ringmaster]

OK, that pic Beatnik posted may make switch camps a bit. Zero, it's your ball.

And EBG reminded me that all hot Italian women eventually turn into elderly women who scream and have humps, which made me shed a tear.

Edit: Oh yeah, Zero won me back.

Edited March 18, 2005 by Ringmaster

[Your Mom]

I can't stop looking at her either...in the same way that you can't stop looking at a disfigured retard...

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Ok now it's obvious you're arguing just to argue.

[zero]

I can't stop looking at her either...in the same way that you can't stop looking at a disfigured retard...

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Glad you got that mirror fixed.

OK, that pic Beatnik posted may make switch camps a bit. Zero, it's your ball.

Hey, everyone does that weird promotional pic now and again, and Shirley's anything but conventional... Although, I do have to give Jar Jar credit for going for something outside of her blonde butch stage.

Edited March 18, 2005 by Zero

[Guest Ringmaster]

Well Bluesman is a prude, so he doesn't like women who look used. Or women who have mouths, generally.

[Guest Bluesman]

Ok now it's obvious you're arguing just to argue.

[zero]

I don't like girls covered in pounds of make up.

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Not even her?

Edited March 18, 2005 by Zero

[Guest Ringmaster]

I don't like girls.

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