The Mafia Discussion Thread

[R.W.]

If a cop knows they are naive / paranoid / insane off the bat, what's the point of their role to begin with?

[Nick Adams]

I know that I may just have missed it, but where do sign-up threads go?

[EddieG]

The Seventh Side

[TEOL]

If a cop knows they are naive / paranoid / insane off the bat, what's the point of their role to begin with?

"You are a Paranoid Cop. No matter who you target, they will appear to be Mafia Aligned. Don't even bother using your ability."

[Benjamin]

It was something someone (Norro, I think it was) posted in one the of the games, where he stated something like "I could be paranoid, of course, but I don't see anything in my role that suggests that."

Of course, he could be talking about the entire cannon, so I just wanted to make sure.

[Sousa]

Norro says a lot of things, though.

[Benjamin]

I have found that to be true. Seems to have toned down after he tied the knot, though. Fingers must be tired

[Sousa]

Because of all of the sex with his wife, you mean.

[Benjamin]

Shush, don't be so direct about it, Sous. It's impolite.

[Sousa]

All of the hot sweaty fucking he's doing with his wife Lorina, you mean. All of the nipple fondling and vagina plumbing in which his fingers are engaged. That's what's causing his fingers to be tired. Is that what you mean?

[Benjamin]

Sure, why not?

[Sousa]

I can't believe you'd talk about that. How inappropriate.

[NobBe Nobbs]

All of the hot sweaty fucking he's doing with his wife Lorina, you mean. All of the nipple fondling and vagina plumbing in which his fingers are engaged. That's what's causing his fingers to be tired. Is that what you mean?

In fairness, they live in Florida. Pretty much anything they did would be hot and sweaty.

[Sousa]

Yes, but the fucking in particular would be yes.

I can't believe I'm still involved in this conversation.

Edited May 17, 2010 by Sousa

[Benjamin]

I can't believe you'd talk about that. How inappropriate.

Well, I didn't know whether to be amused or aroused. I think I felt a combination of both.

[Commander Sheepard]

I think I'm amused at that. But not aroused. Not anymore, anyway.

[Pizza]

Because of masturbation.

[NobBe Nobbs]

Because of masturbation.

You don't know that.

[Commander Sheepard]

Because of masturbation.

That's corre-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

[Sousa]

Because you stimulated the nerve endings in your genital area to the point of orgasm and are thus rendered impotent to additional stimulation for a time.