Misheard Lyrics

[ROC]

Uhm, Creed's "Are You Ready" sounds awesome when it's like "Are your ready for nuts to come?" >_>

[C-MIL]

In 'Wait And Bleed' by Slipknot, I always thought it was 'I felt the hate rise up and me, kneel down and feel my soul unleashed' when I was younger.....sounded a lot better to me.

I also thought the line following that was "Inside Michelle I wait and bleed". I kept thinking "Who's Michelle?"

[Iain76er]

That song with "Put the lime in the cocounut and drink it all up" was used in the advert as "Put the lime in the coke you nut, and drink it all up."

I didn't mishear it though.

[Big Tuna]

One I just recently heard in Mushroomhead - Kill Tomorrow

Real: The leeches and the lepers start to salivate.

I Heard: The leeches and the leopards start the sodomy.

Mine is definitely better.

[Cactus Drags]

I'm going DOWN TUUUUU on the RURALURAAA!!

I always heard that as "Down town on my liillilaroaa". Which I imagined as some kind of ostrich thing.

[zero]

How has nobody mentioned "Blinded by the Light?"

Actual lyric: "Revved up like a deuce"

Misheard lyric: "Wrapped up like a douche"

And my favorite was when Metallica's "I Disappear" came out, I was listening to the radio and some guy was like, "I wanna hear that Metallica song where he says 'Ain't no pussy left for me.'" The DJ plays it and comes back on and says "IT'S MERCY YOU DUMBASS!"

[ROC]

How has nobody mentioned "Blinded by the Light?"

Actual lyric: "Revved up like a deuce"

Misheard lyric: "Wrapped up like a douche"

[VerbalPuke]

There's a song by a group called the Authorities called "I hate cops". The first line goes "Well I hate cops, they're all fucking niggers".

Now, when I hear this song, I hear nigger blatantly. However, the lead singer has made it abundantly clear that he isn't saying niggers, but something else. I honestly can't remember what it is he says that he said in that lyric, but I think he said it was "Piggers". I don't know. The group wasn't a racist group though, so it seems feasible that it's just tough to decipher what he said.

[Skummy]

Assuming it's derived from "Pigs" as an insult towards the police, that's somewhat believable. I don't know the song, though.

[Farmer Reil]

Even before the spoof video, and to this very day even now I know the real lyric, I always mishear the "misery of me" part of Dance, Dance as "Mister Miyagi".

And in The Kinslayer by Nightwish, my warped mind managed to turn:

"Even the dead cry,

it's their only comfort"

into

"Even the dead cry,

they're on the COM port."

Being a geek and a nerd at the same time sucks sometimes _¬¬

Edited February 4, 2007 by Farmer Reil

[tristy]

Saul Walliams - Telegram

Heard lyric:

"Where my aliens at, girl, we're all illegal."

Misheard lyric:

"Where my aliens at, girl, we're all ill nino."

For better or worse, I like my misheard lyric better.

[Turbo Yannis]

The whole spoof video for Pull Harder by Trivium is amazing

"I AM TRIVIUM SCROTE!"

I love Triv, but fuck me that video is funny.

[David Hassellhoff]

My favorite was when I was younger my friend thought the Weezer song "Hash Pipe" was called "House Wife". I've got my housewife.

Edited February 4, 2007 by David Hassellhoff

[Liam]

I'm going DOWN TUUUUU on the RURALURAAA!!

I always heard that as "Down town on my liillilaroaa". Which I imagined as some kind of ostrich thing.

I've never heard that as anything other than we're going down down in an earlier round :/

To be honest, FOB's lead singer does have a peculiar way of pronouncing certain words, and also has a weird way about him where he doesn't seem to finish the words fully.

I dunno, I assume thats why people can't always make out what he is saying in an otherwise straightforward song.

[apsham]

I'm going DOWN TUUUUU on the RURALURAAA!!

I always heard that as "Down town on my liillilaroaa". Which I imagined as some kind of ostrich thing.

I've never heard that as anything other than we're going down down in an earlier round :/

To be honest, FOB's lead singer does have a peculiar way of pronouncing certain words, and also has a weird way about him where he doesn't seem to finish the words fully.

I dunno, I assume thats why people can't always make out what he is saying in an otherwise straightforward song.

I thought it was them more going off about those videos that were posted ages ago.

[Liam]

Yeah, that as well, but I can see why people mishear what he says outside of the things said on the video.

[YI]

Yeah, I was going off said video, but to be honest, before I saw that video and actually checked out the real words I literally couldn't comprehend what he was singing in the chorus.

[Verder]

Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams, for sure.

"I walk alone, I walk alone. I walk alone, I walk-a..."

"...I walk alone... AND VODKA."

[Mick]

In Shut Up and Dance by Aerosmith:

Real lyric: And you shove your nose in your funky spot

What I thought it was: And you shove your nose and you fuck your spot....

:ohwell:

[Skummy]

Nick Cave and Kylie Minogue, Where The Wild Roses Grow.

Real lyric:

"My trembling subsided in his sure embrace."

What I heard, for years, and still do to some extent:

"My trembling subsided in his Turin Brakes."