Big Brother UK

[fourstarfizzle]

I want to punch them already, then fuck them whilst they're unconcious, then sell my story to The Sun.

[Guest chatterbox]

Right, great on the eyes, but not on the ears.

[Hobo]

The twins reminded me of Campbells Batista Monologues.

They're going to get old fast, I mean there fun to look at but that's about it.

[therockbox]

Is the audience smaller than the previous years? It seems empty.

[Guest chatterbox]

Her favourite word is "disconbobulated", wow, she's smart.

[ADG]

Right so Channel 4 philosophy means they have to have someone who is a polar opposite to the twins to cause conflict. So what do you think an ultra-feminist tattooed lesbian who doesn't shave her legs, armpits or upper lip?

BWAHAHA! UPPER CLASS SIXTY YEAR OLD!!! BRILLIANT!

Edited May 30, 2007 by ADGray

[Hobo]

One of them just went 'OMG what's happening'....I hate them even more. I mean she actually said O-M-G.

Retired Headhunter eh?

Edited May 30, 2007 by The Lonesome Hobo

[fourstarfizzle]

KILL THEM! Please, kill them, now, already I hate them.

[Lord Nibbler]

This one will be a barrel of laughs.

[TMM]

My ears...my ears...they bleed...

[Guest chatterbox]

A former headhunter aged 64 in the house. Ingenious C4.

[ADG]

Why are some people so dopey that they think they'll win? This sixty year old hasn't got a prayer!

[Hobo]

I like this already, old school teacher like woman vs. giggly school girls.

[ONO]

The whole "I will be soooo different" just doesn't work with me.

[Guest chatterbox]

Hmmm ... a ghetto version of the twins.

EDIT: Ah, she is the footballer's relative.

Edited May 30, 2007 by chatterbox

[therockbox]

So, are they all going to be women?

[fourstarfizzle]

She obviously loves money, that sex change operation couldn't have come cheap.

[Hobo]

Keiran Richardson is more attractive than his cousin

[ADG]

And the resident golddigger is.........the unemployed footballer's cousin!

[King Ellis]

If they do this all girls + 1 guy, they should make the guy a terrorist or something. Or a geek. But as it is we'll get some generic muscle hunk.

They say they like to mix it up but not nearly enough.