The OAO Grand Theft Auto IV Thread

[King Ellis]

I will definately pick up that disc at some point. Hopefully it becomes as cheap as the regular game has. I hope this has more moped chases through the park.

Speaking of fags, when I saw Fitzy had the latest post here and when I opened up and slowly revealed that image I thought he was trolling something.

[Fitzy]

Speaking of fags, when I saw Ellis posted in here I knew he was going to post something about me like he always does.

Edited May 26, 2009 by Fitzy

[King Ellis]

I came here to see what the new talk was about and to post about the new DLC when I read about it. Get over yourself Fitzy. Besides, you are the one following me around and always visiting my profile.

Anyway, back on topic, I wonder how this will work. If the HDD based DLC requires GTAIV then will this need you to boot GTAIV so far and then switch discs or will it be self playable?

*reads original article*

Okay, doesn't need GTAIV. I still have it but that's still cool.

Edited May 26, 2009 by Manaty Porn

[Fitzy]

Okay Ellis.

[Mr. X]

I bought TLAD so I have no need to buy this disc set. I wonder if this new episode will include some Unicorn Assrape, cause then Ellis will never put down the goddamn controller.

[King Ellis]

Maybe the Unicorn will be one of the new veichles.

[Mr. X]

You should draw a picture of this vehicle and send it to Rockstar. Maybe they will add it to the game.

[King Ellis]

Would the unicorn's propulsion system be you raping it as you ride it? Kinda like how jockey's whip horses to have them speed up?

[R.W.]

Yes, you can knock all the nonsense off now.

[King Ellis]

I was asked a question and I answered it. It's not like I asked him to bring it up and it's not like I even started that topic last time.

[R.W.]

Just be quiet Ellis. Save that sort of thing for D-Lyrium.

[King Ellis]

Why are you levelling this at me? X was the one who brought it up.

[R.W.]

Because you're the one with the backchat after being asked to stop.

[King Ellis]

I didn't realise trying to explain myself was backchatting, my mistake.

[Baddar]

I thought getting the wheelie trophy with a bike would be easy. But, how the fuck do you do them? I tried using the right analog like on Burnout, to no avail. In the book it says pitch the sixaxis controller up to wheelie, but however I "pitch" it, it doesn't work. And yes, the sixaxis for bikes is definitely turned on.

Help?

And I'm playing on GTA again to get some more of the trophies. I've got like 3, when I would've had most of them if the trophies were out when the game was released/my PS3 didn't break after I'd completed it. :/

[New Damage]

Just pull back on the stick. The trick is not to go too fast. And you can give up any chance of even doing a wheelie on a chopper. Just get a superbike like the PCJ-600 or the scrambler, and it's piss.

[Baddar]

Cheers Ben. I'll give it another go later.

I don't know whether it's because I'm still early in the game (2nd Vlad mission) but there's hardly any bikes around. You see plenty online. It's probably just the part of the City I'm in at the moment.

[Slogger]

Get one of those scooter's, They have a metal thing on the back that makes you not flip over unless you hit something.

[Benji]

Bwahaha, on "I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle" I shot the shit out of the guy then almost lost him, I randomly completed the mission and was "wtf", I turned the corner to see the guy had been finished off by being run over by a taxi. Brilliant.

Also, judging by the missions left, I hate that I'm going to *just* miss out on the 30 hours trophy, fucking friends calling up, if it weren't for them I'd have made it easy Oh well, good excuse for a second play through.

Edited June 1, 2009 by Mr Benji~!

[TheArsenal]

So, right at the end of the story.....

Spoiler: Click here to view

I went for the money. Make the phonecall to Kate, who turns me down for the wedding, which I go to, and *what happens* - happens.

My question: does Kate ever talk to me again?