Official Premiership 2008/09 thread

[therockbox]

Fitting that Hull stay up because of the incompetence of Newcastle on the last day. At the bottom no team has saved themselves this season, Hull and Sunderland have only stayed up because the teams below them fucked up more.

[stokeriño]

Oh, and £40 from my Fantasy League. I was never going to get £50 and second-place once Liverpool conceded and I lost my Reina/Skrtel double clean sheet bonus.

£240 + Chelsea win + sun shining = great day.

[Matt]

I take it that's a fantasy league at work?

[hugobomb]

THEY'RE DOWN!!!!!

*All of the U.K bar Newcastle starts celebrating the demise of the idiots who could even be bothered to put up a fight against relegation, presumably having the sme attitude as the fans 'BUT WE'RE TOO BIG TO GO DOWN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

[Crybaby Bunting]

So at the end of the day the table is pretty much the same as it was this morning.

Ah well.

[Dont Fear The Reaper]

Apparently, there are riots in Newcastle City Centre...

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Apparantly Sunderland are now the best team in the North East.

[Hobo]

Sami has played his last game for us

[Matt]

I like how my facebook has just been flooded with "Haha Newcastle" "Bye bye Newcastle" "Look at all those fat Geordies crying" etc:

[stokeriño]

I take it that's a fantasy league at work?

Yes.

[Matt]

So at the end of the day the table is pretty much the same as it was this morning.

Ah well.

Yeah, Wigan and Stoke swapped places, that's it

[TheRossWalker]

Apparently, there are riots in Newcastle City Centre...

Anyone threw themselves off Monument yet?

[Dont Fear The Reaper]

Apparently, there are riots in Newcastle City Centre...

Anyone threw themselves off Monument yet?

I dunno, im going to town in about half an hour to find out!

[Matt]

Are you trying to say that any Newcastle fans are physically able to climb a monument?

[therockbox]

Christ I hate Phil Brown.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Are you trying to say that any Newcastle fans are physically able to climb a monument?

The one they showed crying on TV wouldn't have been able to.

[Dont Fear The Reaper]

Are you trying to say that any Newcastle fans are physically able to climb a monument?

The one they showed crying on TV wouldn't have been able to.

He'd probably just eat it

[The Kraig]

So this is what relegation feels like.

At least we actually have a chance of winning something next season. As long as we get rid of the financial blackholes in our squad. Mike Ashley fuck off, Michael Owen fuck off, Mark Viduka fuck off, Damien Duff fuck off, Jonas Gutierrez fuck off, Caçapa fuck off, Alan Smith fuck off, Shola Ameobi fuck off, Geremi fuck off. That leaves us with a decent team (Harper, Taylor, Edgar, Nolan, Barton, Butt, Lovenkrands, Martins) to build around.

So fucking pissed off at the lack of anything today. If Shearer wasn't the manager there would have been full scale riots and probably a lynch mob. How they could clap at the end is beyond me.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

So this is what relegation feels like.

At least we actually have a chance of winning something next season. As long as we get rid of the financial blackholes in our squad. Mike Ashley fuck off, Michael Owen fuck off, Mark Viduka fuck off, Damien Duff fuck off, Jonas Gutierrez fuck off, Caçapa fuck off, Alan Smith fuck off, Shola Ameobi fuck off, Geremi fuck off. That leaves us with a decent team (Harper, Taylor, Edgar, Nolan, Barton, Butt, Lovenkrands, Martins) to build around.

So fucking pissed off at the lack of anything today. If Shearer wasn't the manager there would have been full scale riots and probably a lynch mob. How they could clap at the end is beyond me.

Barton will leave.

Nolan may leave.

Martins may leave.

Lovenkrands may leave.

You'll need to pay big money and make big promises to keep these guys happy playing in the Championship against Peterborough and Scunthorpe.

Even Butt may go cos I'm sure someone like Birmingham will offer him a return to the Premiership.

[MGW]

So this is what relegation feels like.

At least we actually have a chance of winning something next season. As long as we get rid of the financial blackholes in our squad. Mike Ashley fuck off, Michael Owen fuck off, Mark Viduka fuck off, Damien Duff fuck off, Jonas Gutierrez fuck off, Caçapa fuck off, Alan Smith fuck off, Shola Ameobi fuck off, Geremi fuck off. That leaves us with a decent team (Harper, Taylor, Edgar, Nolan, Barton, Butt, Lovenkrands, Martins) to build around.

So fucking pissed off at the lack of anything today. If Shearer wasn't the manager there would have been full scale riots and probably a lynch mob. How they could clap at the end is beyond me.

I really think Martins, Nolan, Butt, Lovenkrands and possibly Taylor will be leaving you shortly.