EWB's 51 Favorite Singers 2010: The Results

[Sousa]

I've heard very little Paramore. I just listened to some. When is the part where they're not a shitty band and she's not a mediocre singer?

[MalaCloudy Black]

She has cute tits, maybe that's how she got in.

[LittleDaniel]

Her tits are adequate. But at least its not the girl from Flyleaf.

That was phrased awkwardly (as the girl from Flyleaf is cuter than the girl from Paramore). I found out about these two bands at the same time, and Flyleaf is so much worse.

[Sousa]

Shit, if I knew "band has cute chick singer" was the only criterion for this list I'd have voted for Rilo Kiley.

[gunnar hendershow]

Still holding out hope for Neko Case.

[LittleDaniel]

Its the only reason GoGo voted for Ella Fitzgerald.

[ClaRK! Kent]

Little tip, EWB.

On a list asking you to list your favourite singer, it's not sufficient to just name the frontman from a band you like. They have to be able to fucking sing, you silly sods.

Paramore? Maynard James Keenan? LEMMY OUT OF MOTORHEAD?! This is what kept the ladies of Fleetwood Mac, not to mention Annie Lennox and Bjork, off of the list? This is a world gone topsy-turvy.

[GoGo Yubari]

I can't wait for some of the reactions as this list goes on.

[MalaCloudy Black]

I'll be content as long as Cash, Tom Waits and Townes Van Zandt place.

[GoGo Yubari]

You won't be happy.

[MalaCloudy Black]

Uhhhh? They didn't get honorable mentions, and I'm fairly sure I saw a lot of voting for Cash and Waits. Not so much for Townes, but still..

[GoGo Yubari]

... yeah I was basically saying that Townes isn't on there because you're the only one who voted for him. There will be Tom Waits and obviously Johnny Cash!

[MalaCloudy Black]

How the fuck was I the only one that voted for Townes Van Zandt. I could've sworn someone else did too, but seriously, fuck you all and goodnight.

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Hayley Williams

Was hoping she'd manage to get a little higher, but the main thing is she made the list. Fuck the haters.

[Sousa]

I voted for Townes, but I took him off for Koko Taylor.

[GA!]

1. Fred Durst (5493 points, 49 ballots) (Last Time: 1)

[METALMAN]

Al Green is wonderfully good.

Lemmy being there is funny.

A case can be made for Bon Scott.

The rest can go to hell.

[VerbalPuke]

I love Lemmy's vocal style. His cigarette and whiskey breath vocals happen to appeal to me. It's raw and it's distinct, very few capture the sound of rock and roll in their vocals quite like Lemmy. I prefer his sound to most of the prettier sounding vocalists out there, sorry Sinatra.

[Sousa]

1. Fred Durst (5493 points, 49 ballots) (Last Time: 1)

He's a voicematician!

[New Damage]

1. Fred Durst (5493 points, 49 ballots) (Last Time: 1)

He's a voicematician!

I hope that was a reference to a

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