The January Transfer Window 2011

[Pesci]

I'm dead inside.

[Lineker]

Maybe Hudds is facing longer out than expected? Jenas will probably leave in the summer and Palacios could be on the chopping board if he doesn't remember how to play football.

[ONO]

Warnock leaving would be a great end to a great window. Fair play to Houllier on that front. He has brought in 4 players that we have desperately needed. Under O'Neill it was Sidwell, Harewood or Heskey type links.

[stokeriño]

Phew...window closed, deals done. Let the pessimism subside and the celebration begin!

He left the Kop End for the Shed, Torres, Torres,

He'll score more goals in blue than red, Torres, Torres,

Fed up with Yanks and Stevie G

He came here to make history

Fernando Torres, Chelsea's number nine!

[Lineker]

2308: DONE DEAL Blackpool have confirmed the signing of Sergei Kornilenko on loan from Zenit St Petersburg until the end of the season.

[DavidMarrio]

Carraghers gonna break his leg on sunday

HIS ARMBAND PROVED HE WAS RED, SUAREZ, SUAREZ,

YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE IT SAID, SUAREZ, SUAREZ,

HE BOUGHT THE BAND FROM A LAD IN SPAIN,

TALL BLONDE FAGGOT, FORGOT HIS NAME,

LUIS SUAREZ LIVERPOOL NUMBER 9!

[stokeriño]

Carraghers gonna break his leg on sunday

HIS ARMBAND PROVED HE WAS RED, SUAREZ, SUAREZ,

YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE IT SAID, SUAREZ, SUAREZ,

HE BOUGHT THE BAND FROM A LAD IN SPAIN,

TALL BLONDE FAGGOT, FORGOT HIS NAME,

LUIS SUAREZ LIVERPOOL NUMBER 9!

*number 7

[DavidMarrio]

I kno i copied it from another forum i'm on and can't be arsed changing it

[Lineker]

I thought Carroll was the new #9?

Side-thought: no chance of Kenny not being the manager after the season ends. Not after a rebuild this great. And Adam apparently didn't get the Spurs transfer completed in time, and that's why it didn't happen.

[Jimmy]

Watching fans turn on their beloved players will never get old.

[stokeriño]

I kno i copied it from another forum i'm on and can't be arsed changing it

Well best not to copy the nonsensical ramblings of others. They'll only make you look silly.

[DavidMarrio]

No I thought that, they wouldn't risk spending 35 mil on Carroll & 22.8mil on Suarez if he was only going to be a caretaker manager.

Fair play on Blackpool though keeping Charlie Adam, be interesting to hear if Newcastle did manage to get someone in on time as a temporary measure

[Lineker]

Redknapp is live on talksport right now. Fee was agreed for Adam at £7m.

Diouf to Rangers has gone through.

[ONO]

It is a job to footballers. They often really couldn't give a toss about the fans.

[britneyspearsisgod]

In this day and age, it is indeed only a job for many a player now.

Liverpool confirm Chelsea have signed Torres.

[Dan]

No I thought that, they wouldn't risk spending 35 mil on Carroll & 22.8mil on Suarez if he was only going to be a caretaker manager.

Fair play on Blackpool though keeping Charlie Adam, be interesting to hear if Newcastle did manage to get someone in on time as a temporary measure

Where did your avatar go? >_>

[stokeriño]

Watching interview with Fernando Torres on Chelsea TV. Currently bigging up his relationship with Yossi.

[britneyspearsisgod]

And now Benfica confirm to the stock exchange that Chelsea have bought David Luiz for £21m plus Nemanja Matic going the other way.

Chelsea don't like to announce anything themselves these days it seems

[stokeriño]

No... Apparently our press people have gone to bed early.

On his motivations for coming to Chelsea, Torres says "it's nice to play for one of the top teams in the world".

Burn, Liverpool.

[Gazz]

No I thought that, they wouldn't risk spending 35 mil on Carroll & 22.8mil on Suarez if he was only going to be a caretaker manager.

Fair play on Blackpool though keeping Charlie Adam, be interesting to hear if Newcastle did manage to get someone in on time as a temporary measure

Where did your avatar go? >_>

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