The January Transfer Window 2011

[britneyspearsisgod]

Beattie has been unbelievably shit at Rangers this season. I'm astounded a Premier League club still wants him.

Consider that Ian Holloway helped turn previous turds Barry Hayles, Jason Roberts and Nathan Ellington into goal-scoring machines at their given levels. He has the pedigree of taking out of favour strikers and giving them their fire back. I'm happy to bet on Ollie turning Beattie back into the striker we use to see at Southampton.

Edited February 1, 2011 by XEON BSIG

[METALMAN]

yes but...James Beattie.

He's a fat fuck.

[britneyspearsisgod]

Seriously, give it time. Ollie will turn him around.

In Ollie We Trust

[DavidMarrio]

See I didn't even know Beattie was playing for Rangers I thought he was rotting somewhere in the Championship. Who needs him anyway when you've got DJ Campbell sporting a Hitler moustache

[britneyspearsisgod]

Chelsea have just signed one ugly mother-fucker

[Marcos]

Still can't come to terms with the fact Liverpool replaced Torres with Andy Carroll !

And for 35 million !

!

[METALMAN]

this is not a deadline day for laughing at marcos!

[HailtotheYo]

Jordan, really ? Try being an Arsenal fan during the transfer windows ... WE ACTUALLY FUCKING NEED PEOPLE ... and Wenger only trolls the middle schools for the 2022 EPL season's superstar.

And I can't wait for Torres to do exactly what he did at Liverpool. Play wonderfully for all 30% of the matches he actually plays

[Crybaby Bunting]

Like I said to a mate; losing Carroll at a time like this is like adopting a kid only to discover that it has downs.

[Lineker]

I think being a Celtic fan is worst. They have a grand total of ZERO fit centre-backs. Oh dear Neil Lennon, oh dear.

Here's a summary of today:

2355: PREMIER LEAGUE DEADLINE-DAY DEALS

In: Aston Villa (Bradley), Birmingham (Martins), Blackburn (Formica, Rochina), Blackpool (Beattie, Reid), Bolton (Sturridge), Chelsea (Torres, Luiz), Everton (Vellios), Liverpool (Carroll, Suarez, Thomas), Newcastle (Ireland), West Ham (McCallum), Wolves (Basso)

Out: Aston Villa (Ireland, Osbourne), Chelsea (Mellis, Sturridge), Fulham (Marsh-Brown), Liverpool (Konchesky), Man City (Gonzalez, Tuttle), Man Utd (Stewart), Stoke (Moult, Tuncay), Sunderland (Da Silva, Reid), Tottenham (Dos Santos), West Brom (Downing), West Ham (Nouble), Wigan (Nicholls), Wolves (Davis, Keogh)

[Pesci]

Even when he was playing shocking for us, he still managed 9 in 26. That's not great by any means but it's better than 1 in 3 and he wasn't even trying, which just shows his class. When Rooney sulks he gets like 1 in 6.

[METALMAN]

Jordan, really ? Try being an Arsenal fan during the transfer windows ... WE ACTUALLY FUCKING NEED PEOPLE ... and Wenger only trolls the middle schools for the 2022 EPL season's superstar.

really now, an Arsenal fan would never speak like that.

Actually scratch that, an Arsenal fan would do well to actually type at all.

[ONO]

Have to laugh at footballers sulking. They get paid a fucking fortune and they still find something to sulk about. A bunch of spoilt little princesses.

[Hobo]

Have to laugh at footballers sulking. They get paid a fucking fortune and they still find something to sulk about. A bunch of spoilt little princesses.

They could sulk for much less if they weren't footballers!

[GoN_]

I hope David Luiz makes really good with Chelsea. Can only hope for the best for the guy. Would love to see him come back someday. Chelsea got an amazing defender.

[Crybaby Bunting]

Tottenham's bids to sign David Beckham and Phil Neville failed after they missed the transfer deadline.

By 7 years.

[HailtotheYo]

HA

[King Ellis]

Still can't come to terms with the fact Liverpool replaced Torres with Andy Carroll !

And for 35 million !

!

Andy Carroll? Cheaper to go Carrolling !

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

The blue in the Chelsea shirt will go better with Torres' childlike freckles and girlie jaw.

[Baddar]

Probably been mentioned, but...

The £7m for Hernandez doesn't look so ''silly'' now, does it?