General Football Thread

[Lineker]

Best penalty ever.

[Baddar]

That's new. Keeper didn't really buy the fall though.

[DavidMarrio]

http://zippy.gfycat.com/EminentFluffyHarrier.webm

What a chip!

Edited May 30, 2014 by DavidMarrio

[EddieG]

Was that Nando?

[stokeriño]

Yes. I'd know that post-miss body language anywhere.

[MDK]

Arsenal ladies 1-0 against Everton ladies

Sweet free kick as well

[MDK]

Also, yum yum @ some players

[MDK]

Nice second goal from Kinga, Smith picked out a lovely ball.

[Lineker]

The full lineup for this year's Soccer Aid has been confirmed, with Chelsea boss José Mourinho, True Blood star Stephen Moyer and Avengers actor Jeremy Renner all involved.

The charity event - taking place at Old Trafford, Manchester next Sunday (June 8) - sees a mixture of celebrities and former football greats team up as an England side captained by Robbie Williams take on a Rest of the World outfit led by Michael Sheen.

The England team lineup is as follows:

Sam Allardyce (Manager)

Robbie Williams (Assistant Manager)

Peter Reid (Coach)

Bradley Walsh (Coach)

Stephen Moyer

Jack Whitehall

Dominic Cooper

Marvin Humes

Mark Owen

Paddy McGuinness

Olly Murs

Ben Shephard

Jonathan Wilkes

Jamie Theakston

John Bishop

Danny Jones

Jamie Redknapp

Jamie Carragher

Teddy Sheringham

David Seaman

Des Walker

Matt Le Tissier

The Rest of the World team lineup is as follows:

José Mourinho (Manager)

Michael Sheen (Captain)

Jeremy Renner

Sam Worthington

Gordon Ramsay

James McAvoy

Mark Salling

Adam Richman

Nicky Byrne

Patrick Kielty

Santiago Cabrera

Kevin Bridges

Martin Compston

Edgar Davids

Edwin van der Sar

Clarence Seedorf

Jaap Stam

Andriy Shevchenko

Alessandro Del Piero

Dermot O'Leary and Kirsty Gallacher will return to host the match - which will be broadcast live on ITV - while Cat Deeley will present an hour-long show from the player's lounge in the lead-up to the game.

[Colly]

Man vs Food!

[Baddar]

Awesome line-ups. I wish Gordon Ramsay would fuck off though.

[Thrilla]

Don't worry, he'll get injured in the first ten minutes and have to go off like he does every year.

[Colly]

To be fair Sheringham should have had a straight red and a ten match ban for that horror tackle.

[DavidMarrio]

Sam Allardyce 19th century football vs Mourinho and the double decker bus?

[brenchill]

I remember in the early 2000's Big Sam was sold as being some cutting-edge manager, up on all the latest tactics, psychology and sports nutrition.

[Gorka]

Let us remember the best moment of the last Soccer Aid:

[Summers]

I rutting love Soccer Aid.

[brenchill]

Serge is fucking brilliant.

[The Lusophone]

Yeah, but what was someone born in Leicester doing playing for the Rest of the World? :/

[Colly]

I believe its known as an Andy Townsend.