2011 Summer Transfer Window Thread

[Starvinho]

Who's just seen the idiot with the parking cone on his head run behind the reporter on SSN? :lmao:

With the bright orange trousers on?

You saw me then.

Aye orange trousers and a blue parking cone? That was class, made me spit my brew out!

[Matt]

James Milner has left England training... No idea where he could be heading if he's leaving Citeh though.

[Dan]

Milner left England training.

Don't expect him to go anywhere.

[Colly]

Mom? Bloody American.

If we're setting up an irc let me know, off work today

Always mom, never mum.

Urgh.

Mother. Mom. Momma. Correct.

Muther. Mum. Mumma. Wrong.

Mam. Yep.

[Summers]

Back on loan to the Villa.

[Jimmy]

So 'arry wants to bring in Cahill on deadline day, apparently. Pav also seeking a move out of Spurs in favour of first team football. Spurs are going to have a busy day it seems.

[Summers]

That Downing account is a fake, or so I'm hearing.

[IAceI]

Mam. Yep.

Is the correct answer.

And Spurs are going to have a busy day? Well I never! Whoever gets the gig of standing around Tottenham must have the easiest job in the world, Redknapp can never resist giving a word or ten.

[Jimmy]

Sky Sports are now reporting that Villa are interested in signing Joe Cole. I think Villa have found their Ashley Young replacement

[Starvinho]

Sneijder spotted at Manchester airport?

Torres spotted at Madrid airport?

I suppose there's gonna be alot of players spotted at airports today then...

[Marcos]

Scottish News: Killie have offered a contract to centre half Mark De Man ( ) and are looking to bring Mahamadou Sissoko back on loan from Udinese.

[Summers]

Sky Sports are now reporting that Villa are interested in signing Joe Cole. I think Villa have found their Ashley Young replacement

We weren't interested in Benyaoun and Barton because of wages. Do the math. Sky are wrong again.

[Matt]

Something interesting is happening at Old Trafford... yes, Sky reported that as news.

[Sam]

I hope that is breaking news.

[Jimmy]

Breaking news: Sky Sports sources understand Bolton have had a bid accepted for Liverpool striker David Ngog.

[Matt]

I hope that is breaking news.

It didn't come across on the yellow ticker, but it did require a "NEWS FLASH" apparently.

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

It'll just be a load of bollocks to get the numerous United fans to tune in to hope it's about Sneijder.

[Gazz]

Something interesting is happening at Old Trafford... yes, Sky reported that as news.

They've discovered 'George Best was here' etched onto the bottom of the 1968 European Cup Final trophy.

What a scamp he was.

[Gazz]

Sky Sports are now reporting that Villa are interested in signing Joe Cole. I think Villa have found their Ashley Young replacement

We weren't interested in Benyaoun and Barton because of wages. Do the math. Sky are wrong again.

1154: As mooted by Phil McNulty earlier, we can confirm that Liverpool's Joe Cole - who was thought to be on the verge of joining French side Lille - is now in talks with Aston Villa.

Maybe not...

[Lineker]

Bellamy to QPR could be a goer.