The 2012 Summer Transfer Window thread

[Rafael]

Over-complicated gibberish.

You're a cunt.

[Sam]

I would defend Portuguese, but the fact is Spanish is superior.

Also we are way off topic so let's just say that Kaka has signed for Luton and discuss how they'll be in the Champions League within weeks as a result..

Edited June 29, 2012 by Sam

[GoGo Yubari]

Stop being assholes in here.

[Rafael]

I would defend Portuguese, but the fact is Spanish is superior.

Also we are way off topic so let's just say that Kaka has signed for Luton and discuss how they'll be in the Champions League within weeks as a result..

Kaka was actually signed by Newcastle, since Alan Pardew tought he would do better as a right-back than Danny Simpson.

[Steeb]

Did he also tought he taw a puddy tat?

I've wanted to do that for years.

[Rafael]

Did he also tought he taw a puddy tat?

I've wanted to do that for years.

I think he knows.

[Steeb]

Fear not, Liverpool fans! You may lose out on Sigurdsson, bit apparently you're after Mark Davies from Bolton!

[Hobo]

Apparently we're after a load of people. Adebeyor, Gaston Ramirez, Victor Moises, Daniel Sturridge, Kalou, Randon, Lescott, Huntelaar, Hugo Lloris.

Anyone and everyone, especially attacking players and the odd centre back because Man City want either Agger or Skrtel depending on who you read.

[Cymbols]

Reading have signed Danny Guthrie and Pogreniyak has agreed to moving to Reading also.

[Rafael]

Ireland international Keith Andrews has joined Bolton.

[Quom]

Reading should try and get Stuart Holden.

[Hobo]

Kyle Lafferty is off to Sion after leaving Rangers.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

The Pog's gone to Reading? Good, I've always liked Reading and I hope they hang around for a bit longer this time around.

[ADG]

Steven Whittaker has signed for Norwich City.

[Jimmy]

Blanc's stepped down as France manager. Off to Spurs potentially? I've heard AVB's still favourite, though.

[brenchill]

Fear not, Liverpool fans! You may lose out on Sigurdsson, bit apparently you're after Mark Davies from Bolton!

Mark Davies, £25m.

Order has been restored to Liverpool's transfer policy.

[Crybaby Bunting]

I wonder what the odds are of Di Matteo getting sacked before his first game as full time manager to allow Blanc to replace him

[IAceI]

I'd love to see Blanc in the Premier League. We need more managers with spectacles who look like history teachers.

[Lineker]

Lafferty to Sion is a bit of an odd one? Good move for Whittaker though.

George McCartney has joined West Ham permanently.

[IAceI]

...YESSSSS. Sunderland -> West Ham -> Sunderland -> West Ham.

Human yoyo. Hopefully he doesn't come back.