EWBFL 13 (Online Madden League)

[Maxx]

Pretty sure there's rules against that.

[Monkey D. Lars]

or a gameshark?

[Maxx]

No Larz, not a GameShark.

[Ol' Spanktooth]

Sorry guys, playing my game now.

Side note, if Cribbs drops another fucking open pass I'm going to lose it

[Ol' Spanktooth]

And done. Got a nice 20-17 win on a last second FG. Game was a real nail biter, I had a comfy lead in the first half until Weeden decided he wanted to forget how to throw the ball.

[Cactus Drags]

He knew how to throw a ball?

[Cactus Drags]

All games played. Maxx, Larzie and mystikz not readied, dunno if they need to scout or if we're good to go.

[DYSI]

As long as the games are played I'll be advancing on.

Week 2 [Deadline: Wednesday, September 12th, 4 PM EST]

Chicago Bears (Drags) @ Green Bay Packers (Halo) -- **USER MATCHUP**

Kansas City Chiefs (Maxx) @ Buffalo Bills

Cleveland Browns (Tyler) @ Cincinnati Bengals

Minnesota Vikings @ Indianapolis Colts (DYSI)

Houston Texans @ Jacksonville Jaguars (Dan)

Arizona Cardinals @ New England Patriots (LarZieJ)

Dallas Cowboys (Super Daws) @ Seattle Seahawks

Tennessee Titans (Mystikz) @ San Diego Chargers

Detroit Lions @ San Francisco 49ers (Srar)

Denver Broncos (LL) @ Atlanta Falcons

EDIT -- I didn't know I could, but I can auto-pilot another user teams. So DM (Lions) are on auto-pilot until he returns.

[Maxx]

I WASN'T READY!!

[Cactus Drags]

When are you free Halo?

[Haloheadfire]

I'm free now for the next few hours, or I'm free this weekend. Up to you.

[Cactus Drags]

Watching Cowboys/Giants tonight. I'll add you on XBL, see if you're around (I might leave it early if it's a blowout or something).

[Maxx]

Wow. Biggest fucking bullshit loss ever.

15 seconds left, I'm up 3. Bills are on our 45, Fitzpatrick throws to Stevie Johnson, who is standing wide open on the goal line, because Stanford Routt just kept running past him. Dude was out of the back of the endzone when I took control of him.

Fuck that.

I can't even do anything on the defensive line anymore for fear of stupid shit like that happening. While I'm trying to get to the QB, my DB is fucking sprinting into the crowd, how the fuck am I supposed to play defense like that?

[Ol' Spanktooth]

In case anyone was worried about having the worst loss this week, I've already taken care of that with my nice 36-10 loss to the Bengals.

I REALLY need a QB.

[Maxx]

I'll give you Matt Cassell.

[mystikz]

Matt Hasselbeck is also available.

[Ol' Spanktooth]

I might take one of you guys up on that.

If anyone else has a QB they're willing to trade, let me know. I need one desperately.

[Dan]

Chad Henne?

[Your Mom]

I'll play mine tonight. Lets see if the computer pummels me as bad as real people

[Your Mom]

Mother fucking fuck I hate this game! Gameflow is a stupid piece of garbage! So it's tied and I get the ball back and have been watching the clock and using my timeouts well. I hit a pass that gets me in field goal range and quick call my last time out. So I hit the button for my play thinking the coach couldnt be stupid enough to do anything but call for the game winning field goal. WRONG! Stupid fucking guy called a pass and because I didnt notice and I am out of timeouts I am fucked. I missed the pass and we went to OT where in the last minute I threw a bullshit INT and lost. Fuck you so much Coach!

Oh by the way that was just practice :/