2013 Summer Transfer Thread

[Nerf]

Seems legit.

[Ant]

Good Mo'nin' all.

JB gots'ta be returnin' t'us but we gots'ta be fo'ced t'accept some bid uh £5m fo' Loic Remy fum Newcastle. What it is, Mama! Please do not divulge dis info'mashun.

Harry Redknapp

[EddieG]

I like how Ian Ayre's email was blocked out, even though it's obviously just gonna be ianayre or ian.ayre or something along those lines.

[Kaney]

To: Lineker@bbc.co.uk

Ameobi/Messi swap deal is on. Newcastle currently preparing press release to fans to curb potential negative reaction. This is definitely a real e-mail.

Love,

"Skinny" Mike Ashley

X x

Does skinny mike Ashley use windows 98 as well, like liniker thinks Ayre does?

[King Ellis]

I like how Ian Ayre's email was blocked out, even though it's obviously just gonna be ianayre or ian.ayre or something along those lines.

WalkingOnAyre69@liverpoolfc.com

[stokeriño]

To: Lineker@bbc.co.uk

Ameobi/Messi swap deal is on. Newcastle currently preparing press release to fans to curb potential negative reaction. This is definitely a real e-mail.

Love,

"Skinny" Mike Ashley

X x

Does skinny mike Ashley use windows 98 as well, like liniker thinks Ayre does?

The person who the email has been forwarded to uses Windows 98...not necessarily the guy who sent it. :/

[Lineker]

Although it wouldn't surprise me if Liverpool were stuck in the past and still using '98.

[stokeriño]

It wouldn't surprise me if *any large company anywhere* were stuck in the past and still using '98.

Network Rail is built on MS Access 2000, for a start.

[Nerf]

@Thanks_Carra23 the chances of AC joining West Ham has risen from 50/50 to 75/25 in the last few hours. Will keep u posted. Dg

A Tweet from David Gold, vice-chairman of West Ham United.

[Ant]

Okore is in Birmingham apparently. Deal set to be completed by end of the week.

“When it’s smashed out the park it’s not Baker or Clark, thats Okore"

[Blue Rosler]

West Ham have tried numerous times to sign Jermaine Beckford, but the money they're offering is not good enough. (Both fee & contract)

Source: Jermaine Beckford at the airport.

[Matt]

You mean the Jermaine Beckford who has been awful for Leicester and Huddersfield?

[Blue Rosler]

Yep.

[METALMAN]

That's not really germane.

[Ant]

Fucking hell. Villa have apparently agreed a fee for Leandro Bacuna from FC Groningen.

We are certainly busy.

[Lineker]

Is there any truth to the Robinho to Santos rumours?

[Jimmy]

Spurs being linked with a 4 mil move for Gareth Barry.

PSG apparently lining £85 mil for Bale.

[stokeriño]

For some reason my instinct is that the walking embodiment of dreariness that is Gareth Barry would look right at home in a Spurs shirt.

[Colly]

Scott Parker with worse hair but more footballing, for £4m that'd be a great buy.

[Lineker]

Hearts will listen to offers for their entire first-team squad in an effort to keep the club afloat.