The all-purpose GTAV Online thread

[Meacon Keaton]

I got in and was playing with Goo until my Xbox overheated and froze on me.

[thatblindgeye]

Happened to come across Meacon. Twice. The first time I found him near a store and he robbed it while I took a pic, then proceeded to die because of cops and me exiting the vehicle for some reason. Then I found him at the beach. Now I have a mask I can wear to store robberies.

[Cymbols]

Started lagging so I left. Didn't mean to kill you then Myke, sorry about that!

[Meacon Keaton]

Yeah, I thought you were climbing in your car, so I got in. Then I moved to the driver's seat because you didn't get in. Then you got in the back and got out just as the cops arrived. I went back to get you just as you died.

[thatblindgeye]

I was confused and didn't know I got in the back. Was wondering why I couldn't accelerate

[Monkey D. Lars]

Shooting Kaney and Ellis out of the air is amazing. I love my JETPLANE!

[Crybaby Bunting]

Wow, just attempted to create a new character and the audio is glitching all over the place, the video is jerking and I'm dreading playing the first race if conditions are keeping like this

[Meacon Keaton]

Froze on me again. Clearly I'm not allowed to play for more than fifteen minutes at a time.

What am I not doing, by the way? I did the race and the drug delivery, yet when I try to join Ellis and Kaney, it says I still haven't finished the tutorial? Do I need to steal a car and get it to Los Santos first?

It'd be a hell of a lot easier to do if I wasn't getting shot at, run over, or just in the way of a bunch of randoms. I didn't want the game to play with douchebags I don't know. Just the ones from here.

[King Ellis]

That's the things, for all people have complained about not wanting to play with people killing them over and over again for no reason, that's all that happened to me when I played with people from here. But what do you expect from LL?

And Larz sucks without his fighter jet. 1 kills 2 deaths, really?!

[Monkey D. Lars]

Really? I shot guys dead! Next time we will do some missions ellis!

[Meacon Keaton]

...so, after I take my car to Los Santos Customs, I'm done with the tutorial?

[GoGo Yubari]

I believe so.

[King Ellis]

You get told to test your shooting, which I guess is a deathmatch, but once you get there and go into the mission circle, you're told you're free to go do what you please and you don't have to do the deathmatch.

And you killed 1 singular guy, Larz, I capped 17 before like another 50 dudes flanked me so I offed myself. Didn't want to give them the satisfaction.

Maybe later tonight we can try some more missions instead of just randomly driving about as is what normally seems to happen.

[Monkey D. Lars]

I did pretty well in missions and deathmatches yesterday. Well off to work in an hour!

[Dan]

I found Dan in my game so went over to say hello and he shot me! So I capped him back then he disappeared.

It said I'd been kicked.

[Meacon Keaton]

I drove all the way across the map to find Vitamin E jerkin' his derkin' in a back parking lot. When he finished up we went for a 20 second car ride before my Xbox froze again.

On the bright side, I did the tutorial and I can play with er'body now.

[thatblindgeye]

Yeah, I was fiddling with the pause menu to see what you're able to do. I heard the honking and I was hoping it wasn't some random there to kill me. On the plus side, I got to drive your car for 10 seconds once you had left before it automatically kicked me out

[Ruki]

You get told to test your shooting, which I guess is a deathmatch, but once you get there and go into the mission circle, you're told you're free to go do what you please and you don't have to do the deathmatch.

And you killed 1 singular guy, Larz, I capped 17 before like another 50 dudes flanked me so I offed myself. Didn't want to give them the satisfaction.

Maybe later tonight we can try some more missions instead of just randomly driving about as is what normally seems to happen.

I am ok with missions! But I won't be able to play until tomorrow. Morning/afternoon I am free!

Maxx! We don't need a helicopter to get in the military base.

[Maxx]

Oh? Surely it's the safer way in.

[Ruki]

Helicopter is probably safer/less frustrating.

There is a nearby hill that, fi you hit with enough speed, can clear the fence.