The all-purpose GTAV Online thread

[Monkey D. Lars]

Zo geweldig dat hij naar Google moet om deze zin te vertalen. Myke eind november krijg jij je biertje.

[9 to 5]

Dutch must be hard if Larz is using Google to help him speak it.

[LL!]

From what I can tell, Dutch is just a bunch of gibberish that uses the letter E more than Brits use U.

[Gazz]

Feck Yoe

[Monkey D. Lars]

It's no gibberish LL. And I've heard it's one of the hardest languages to learn. And no, it says Myke should go to Google to translate this sentence.

[Gazz]

Myke moet gaan nuken in der kuken.

[MDK]

NUKEN DER KUKEN, LARZ

[King Ellis]

Don't like bad Eddie know what's going on in here or else we'll be speaking Double Dutch.

[Monkey D. Lars]

Its: Neuken in de keuken.

[MDK]

Myke moet gaan nuken in der kuken.

A table for two, please

[Gazz]

How about I shank you you clog wearing, tulip growing, bike riding, prostitute using, pot smoking, oh shit we're going to get flooded because we're so fucking flat neon orange bastard?

[MDK]

Ney,derlands too low to shag, I'll have to charge more. Lets Hague-lle.

[Monkey D. Lars]

I do love though that our crew color is orange

[Cactus Drags]

Do particular shops sells particular stuff or is everything available everywhere? Can't remember seeing a letterman jacket anywhere, and after finding the pig mask, I'm after a kind of Hotline Miami vibe.

[Gazz]

I do love though that our crew color is orange

Pictured: Hitmen groupies.

[Ruki]

Do particular shops sells particular stuff or is everything available everywhere? Can't remember seeing a letterman jacket anywhere, and after finding the pig mask, I'm after a kind of Hotline Miami vibe.

Everything is available everywhere. I think you can buy a nice suit jacket at Ammu-Nation.

[thatshortguy]

I've been told twice now that I have abandoned a job in progress and that I could be labeled a Bad Sport.

...my ass, I have. Went through the voting process, opted to Freeroam instead of a job, quit out through the menu and then turned off the console. GTFO, GTAO

[MalaCloudy Black]

I've gotten bad sport a few times for blowing up peoples' personal vehicles. I was playing this morning and these two dudes kept killing me and The General at this airfield, so I stuck a sticky bomb to a plane and was hoping they were going to get in it. They didn't, The General did, but they still drove right up to the plane so I set the sticky off killing General and both guys. I killed one of those guys a few more times after that and it was hilarious to listen to him bitch and moan about it.

I've also stickied General's car and blew him, myself, and a few others up. I'm tellin' ya, don't give me sticky bombs..

[Gazz]

I hope they gave bad sport awards to the two morons I was teamed with in Top Fun (where you chase the bikes with fighter jets) this afternoon, took off together in front of me, one turned left, the other turned right and they crashed into each other before they'd cleared the runway.

[Crybaby Bunting]

Sounds like the polar opposite of what me and Chris2k (I think?) did. We were heading up the mountain on bikes when the fighter jet just crashed and we won.