South Park: The Stick of Truth

[Gabriel]

I am loving this so far. Haven't played too long, but it feels like I an interactive season of South Park.

[Ruki]

Is there any way to go to the farm earlier in the game (I am on Day 2)? I want to go punch a cow in the dick.

[Monkey D. Lars]

How awesome is it that when you meet:

Jimmy the Bard that you have to skip the scene to continue?

[Your Mom]

How awesome is it that when you meet:

Jimmy the Bard that you have to skip the scene to continue?

I'm glad I read this. I am about to do that part and probably would have had no idea what to do

[tenaciousg]

How awesome is it that when you meet:

Jimmy the Bard that you have to skip the scene to continue?

How awesome is it that when you meet:

Jimmy the Bard that you have to skip the scene to continue?

I'm glad I read this. I am about to do that part and probably would have had no idea what to do

You don't have to skip the scene, although there's no achievement for not doing so. You'll basically just be missing out on an extra 30-50 seconds of Jimmy's stammering.

[Your Mom]

Ok I am physically not capable of pushing the A button that fast. Is the game just fucking over for me now?

[Your Mom]

Nevermind I just looked it up and I am. Fucking games man. I hate them now

[Monkey D. Lars]

The pooping thing? I'm also to slow for that.

[Your Mom]

No the thing at the end of the first day.

[Ruki]

Is it....

Breaking the anal probe with your butt?

Also, what is your technique for button mashing? Normally when I play, I use my thumb for all the face buttons, but when it comes to something like that I grip the controller in my left hand to stabilize it, and use my index and middle finger to press the button as fast as possible (slow thumb!). Have a hand seizure for two fingers!

[Your Mom]

It is and I'll probably try it once more but I doubt it will work

[King Ellis]

Srar is still desperately waiting for that 'let other people play the game for you' feature on the PS4.

[Ruki]

It is and I'll probably try it once more but I doubt it will work

If you can't get through that one part, can you get Christopher to do it? At least that way you can advance.

[Your Mom]

I didn't even think about that. I hope he can do button mashing. Is there a lot of that in the game?

By the way how the hell did you guys do it? I couldn't even get the meter a quarter of the way up

[Ruki]

With the button mashing technique I said above. I never use my thumbs for it (because it'd be impossible for me).

As for if there is a lot...I'm not sure. I'm not too far past that point, but I haven't experienced anything yet.

[buck...]

Yea, the almost pecking seems to be about the only way for me to get pass it as well.

[Your Mom]

Fuck this game

[ndqw]

Can you pause the game during that part? I paused it during a later mashing part and it seemed to help a lot.

On the abortion parts now that I've finished the game:

It's pretty unnecessary to censor. You already can't see anything that's happening. I don't see why the EU had to ruin that joke for everyone. Maybe I've just been desensitized when it comes to these type of things. Is it the fact that you can see abortion tools? Is it abortion tools that are the problem with the scenes?

I was a bit let down because I thought I was going to see blood and fetuses torn out of women or something that was actually gross, but if the abortion mini-games weren't leaked I would've laughed.

The part where you dodge your dad's balls seems more worthy of censorship to me.

[King Ellis]

Out of interest, can you censor the language in the game? Not that I'm a prude or anything, but watching a bit of the game and it seems cool but the kids sure are swearing up a storm. I've always found the 'beeps' funnier than the actual swearing, that and I'm more used to watching SP that way, it's only within the last few years that I've been seeing it uncensored.

Though, I get the feeling it'd still be less funny since it seems like it's coming up every other sentence. Moderation and all that...

[Your Mom]

Can you pause the game during that part? I paused it during a later mashing part and it seemed to help a lot.

On the abortion parts now that I've finished the game:

It's pretty unnecessary to censor. You already can't see anything that's happening. I don't see why the EU had to ruin that joke for everyone. Maybe I've just been desensitized when it comes to these type of things. Is it the fact that you can see abortion tools? Is it abortion tools that are the problem with the scenes?

I was a bit let down because I thought I was going to see blood and fetuses torn out of women or something that was actually gross, but if the abortion mini-games weren't leaked I would've laughed.

The part where you dodge your dad's balls seems more worthy of censorship to me.

You were let down because it wasn't the way you described? That's weird man