South Park: The Stick of Truth

[Sousa]

ndqw: "Geez, would it have killed them to have the fetuses beg for mercy a little bit?"

[METALMAN]

Why would you want to play an abortion mini-game? I don't even find it particularly offensive - I think we're over that given that these days you can expect to hear "cunt" on BBC Radio 4 during a reading from Atonement.

It's not even offensive, really. It's just puerile and stupid. And ultimately pointless.

[MalaCloudy Black]

What an apt description of South Park.

[Your Mom]

I think I'm just going to not play this anymore.

[Monkey D. Lars]

Why not?

[Your Mom]

It's a pain in the ass (literally I guess with the part I'm stuck on) and I don't feel like dealing with the frustration. Not worth it to me

[TKz]

Is this the probing mini-game? On the ship? The crazy ones are just there to punish Randy, you keep playing and eventually you just get simple ones... That's how it worked for me any way.

[Monkey D. Lars]

Damn! A item didn't drop and I noticed it too late.

[Ruki]

Is this the probing mini-game? On the ship? The crazy ones are just there to punish Randy, you keep playing and eventually you just get simple ones... That's how it worked for me any way.

No, that is a memory game.

She's talking about the one where you first get on the shit and have to break the machine with your butt.

[ndqw]

Can you pause the game during that part? I paused it during a later mashing part and it seemed to help a lot.

On the abortion parts now that I've finished the game:

It's pretty unnecessary to censor. You already can't see anything that's happening. I don't see why the EU had to ruin that joke for everyone. Maybe I've just been desensitized when it comes to these type of things. Is it the fact that you can see abortion tools? Is it abortion tools that are the problem with the scenes?

I was a bit let down because I thought I was going to see blood and fetuses torn out of women or something that was actually gross, but if the abortion mini-games weren't leaked I would've laughed.

The part where you dodge your dad's balls seems more worthy of censorship to me.

You were let down because it wasn't the way you described? That's weird man

Yes, it got censored in some places so I was expecting something worthy of it. I knew some parts of it weren't going to be funny any more because of the 'controversy', but I thought that I'd at least get a kick out of it being over the top and gruesome.

Why would you want to play an abortion mini-game? I don't even find it particularly offensive - I think we're over that given that these days you can expect to hear "cunt" on BBC Radio 4 during a reading from Atonement.

It's not even offensive, really. It's just puerile and stupid. And ultimately pointless.

How else would I prove to the Taco Bell people I was really an abortion doctor? They didn't put abortion in just to put abortion in; it's core content that effects every aspect of the storytelling process.

Edited March 8, 2014 by ndqw

[Your Mom]

If that spoiler is real storyline from the game and not some weird joke I don't get I'm kinda glad I'm done with this. I think in all the hype and excitement I forgot that I only find like 1 in every 10 episodes of South Park funny.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I know it's a bit of a moot point now you've quit playing it but, as help for the future, from years of playing track and field and Olympics games I researched the best way to button bash.

Basically put a t-shirt or cloth over the pad and rub your finger as quickly as possible between the X and O buttons. That's for double mashing anyway. For single button a finger is faster than thumb.

[Sousa]

They didn't put abortion in just to put abortion in; it's core content that effects every aspect of the storytelling process.

I am taking this out of spoiler tags because it is. Well. I don't even know what it is. It beggars belief. It is among the strangest sentences I have ever seen.

[ndqw]

They didn't put abortion in just to put abortion in; it's core content that effects every aspect of the storytelling process.

I am taking this out of spoiler tags because it is. Well. I don't even know what it is. It beggars belief. It is among the strangest sentences I have ever seen.

If abortion wasn't in the game it wouldn't be the same game.

[Sousa]

It would be Stick of DAMNED LIES.

[EWB's Best Poster.]

Just think how many games would be bettered by abortion.

Zelda for one. I'm looking at your parents, Navi.

[Gazz]

I didn't even think about that. I hope he can do button mashing. Is there a lot of that in the game?

By the way how the hell did you guys do it? I couldn't even get the meter a quarter of the way up

We're all world class wankers.

[stokeriño]

The title of this thread has been pissing me off for days...

Southpark

RARRR *edit*

South Park

[Monkey D. Lars]

Really? Did I spelled it like that?

God, I'm dumb.

[Gazz]

Really? Did I spelled it like that?