Summer Transfer Window Thread 2015

[Cymbols]

Good player that. Invaluable in my Danish World Cup winning team on FM.

[brenchill]

Evian? The bottled water company?

[Colly]

Utility player from Ligue 1? Fuck off Stoke, that's our thing.

[Rafael]

Manchester United are the favourites to sign Danny Ings from Burnley.

Liverpool are willing to sell Martin Skrtel to Napoli.

Chelsea and Man Utd have been encouraged to make summer bids for Nathaniel Clyne after the right-back stated that he was flattered by the interest on him coming from big clubs.

[stokeriño]

My impression of Danny Ings was that he's decent, but not "I'm going to make waves at a Champions League club" decent.

Although I suppose you could say there remains a 'previously-occupied-by-Danny-Welbeck' sort of space in the squad...

[Nerf]

Manchester United are the favourites to sign Danny Ings from Burnley.

Liverpool are willing to sell Martin Skrtel to Napoli.

Chelsea and Man Utd have been encouraged to make summer bids for Nathaniel Clyne after the right-back stated that he was flattered by the interest on him coming from big clubs.

I'm not sure the RAFA PLAYERS TO NAPOLI rumours make much sense now, given that Rafa won't be there to oversee them.

[stokeriño]

Maybe Rafa has spent the whole season eulogising about tattoos and elbows and now the Napoli establishment are converts to the Skrtel way.

[The Lusophone]

Evian? The bottled water company?

Yes. Up until last season their main sponsor was Groupe Danone, who own the Evian brand. Their CEO is President of the club as well.

[EddieG]

Feyenoord have made an offer for John Guidetti to come back, fingers crossed.

[TCO]

Amazing kit as well!

[Nerf]

Maybe Rafa has spent the whole season eulogising about tattoos and elbows and now the Napoli establishment are converts to the Skrtel way.

Skrtel doesn't throw elbows, he pulls shirts. GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

[TCO]

Stamps would also have been a correct answer!

[stokeriño]

He is a man of many talents!

[Gorka]

Swans have been linked with striker Borja Baston and are currently in talks with Andre Ayew. His contract expires in June.

Monk has been pretty good with his transfer decisions so far and I think the team could become a fixture in the Europa League spots with a bit more work.

[Rafael]

Ayew is class. Bastón is quite the gamble. Might turn out good like Ayoze Pérez, but he can also be another Iago Aspas.

[stokeriño]

Supposedly Chelsea will announce the £4.5 million signing of Nathan tomorrow.

[The Lusophone]

Soon to be followed by the signings of James, Harold and Rudolph.

[Jimmy]

I think a few clubs will be after Ayew, because he's going on a free, right?

[stokeriño]

Soon to be followed by the signings of James, Harold and Rudolph.

We will collect ALL the dull names. Willian will be forced to change his name to William so as to fit in. Fred shall be saved for the grand finale.

[Baddar]

Chelsea eye shock Jo swoop.