Summer Transfer Window Thread 2015

[brenchill]

JT will take him under his wing, I'm sure.

[stokeriño]

Allegedly sleeping with the ex-girlfriend of an ex-teammate (in a story denied by said ex-girlfriend and later retracted very quietly by the Mail and NOTW) =/= sleeping with their wife

And the tattoo thing is just fucking mad.

[Matt]

Allegedly sleeping with the ex-girlfriend of an ex-teammate (in a story denied by said ex-girlfriend and later retracted very quietly by the Mail and NOTW) =/= sleeping with their wife

And the tattoo thing is just fucking mad.

Thanks Nick... wait.

[Nerf]

Worth noting that Icardi and Lopez were apparently best friends at the time too.

[TCO]

I didn't know any of that about Icardi, what a knob. He's only 22 too, he's definitely going to regret that tattoo and his lifestyle choices in a few years.

[Lineker]

David Dunn has announced he will leave Blackburn at the end of the season.

[Rafael]

Liverpool are plotting a 60M raid for Memphis Depay, Christian Benteke and Danny Ings.

Chelsea will try to sign Marseille's midfielder Giannelli Imbula for 20M this summer.

Tottenham are the new favourites to sign Marseille star Florian Thauvin.

[DavidMarrio]

David Dunn has announced he will leave Blackburn at the end of the season.

I will always remember David Dunn for that chicken advert and thinking he had fancy footwork and falling over.

[brenchill]

David Dunn has announced he will leave Blackburn at the end of the season.

I will always remember David Dunn for that chicken advert and thinking he had fancy footwork and falling over.

I thought David Dunn left Blackburn in about 2001. I had no idea he was still there.

[Lineker]

He left and then later returned.

[DavidMarrio]

You can take the Dunn out of Blackburn...

[Rich]

Ah, but is a DUNN DEAL?

[Colly]

He couldn't resist all the free chicken.

[Rich]

He couldn't resist all the free chicken.

Did he SWOOP in for it?

[MDK]

It was a coop

[Lineker]

Beak-areful.

[Rich]

Why? You're not his real dad.

[Baddar]

Man City are "weighing up" a 30m bid for Jack Wilshere. Anyone else think Arsenal should bite their hands off for that much, if indeed true? The guy is always injured. He's a cock too. Would fit right in.

[stokeriño]

I guess Man City are behind on their quota of Arsenal player signings, in which case he's as good as any...

[MDK]

Man City are "weighing up" a 30m bid for Jack Wilshere. Anyone else think Arsenal should bite their hands off for that much, if indeed true? The guy is always injured. He's a cock too. Would fit right in.

30 mil for Wilshere would be better than the money Chelsea got for Luiz.