Football Manager 2016

[Mad Jack]

Play all of them. Left back, left wing back, left mid.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Cancel the contract of the one who wanted to leave in the first place.

[Cymbols]

I have too many wingers as it is! I'm not used to having such a big transfer budget, so I buy ten players for £5m rather than one for £50m! Trying to rectify that though, spent £20m on Jack Grealish (who has proven to be amazing), and am in the process of bringing Jack Butland in for £18.5m. Might even make the Champions League this season. 

[Mad Jack]

It really bothers me that the tactics screen formation is how you line up when you don't have the ball. I mean it makes sense but still.

[Gazz]

That's what formations are, the system you use out of possession.

[Mad Jack]

The Championship of African Nations can bugger right off. Domestic based players only who are 95% never going to play for me outside of this tournament.

[Mad Jack]

Neil Adams questioning Norwich's form when I've 1. yet to play a game and 2. took over after he was sacked is the toppest of lels >_>

[Mad Jack]

Arsenal having 3 or 4 games in hand over the rest of the league is annoying.

Spoiler

It's been a weird season. Leaked goals like crazy - we've conceded 3 or more in 6 games this season, including 4-4 draws against Leicester in the league and Arsenal in the FA Cup Qtr Final replay (we won on penalties). Which brings me to the best thing about this team. There are so many goals. Zach Clough, Marcus Rashford and Moussa Dembele (the Fulham/Celtic one) score for fun - when they aren't injured. George Williams, Sam Byram, Tom Cairny, Ross McCormack and Cauley Woodrow have all contributed - when they haven't been injured.

[MDK]

Started up a new game as Spurs because I was bored, season is going well, got a nice 5-3-2 sweeper system going, top of the table etc. I'm subscribed to Orient just to see what they are up to and this pops up in January:

Nolan (Orient player-manager, remember?) has a debut to remember by scoring in Orients 1-1 draw with Newport Co.

Next news item

Leyton Orient sack Nolan.

And then I check his career stats in history and it says he's played 20-odd league games. WTF?

[MDK]

Alright, this game just pisses me off sometimes. I'm Spurs, just won the PL in the first season, won it with two games to go. I want to strengthen my squad before the start of next season, ask for a bit more transfer money and the board says "No, recent results have simply not been good enough". Fuck you, I just won the league you fucking knobber. Tight fisted Jewish git.

[MDK]

More bullshit:

Danny Rose: Why didn't you sell me to City? They will offer me more money
Me: I don't want to sell you until I find a replacement
DR: I'm afraid I can't wait
Me: How about a pay rise?
DR: I'm offended that you would suggest that
Me: You fucker

[MDK]

This game cracks me up. I am fucking about looking for a striker so I decide to declare interest in Wayne Rooney. Cracking stuff so far. Wayne Rooney is upset that he isn't allowed to join but Frank de Boer (United manager) has still got the backing of United captain Basty Schweinsteiger. Okay, I might as well fuck about a bit more here and declare interest in Bastien Schweinsteiger. Now he is livid that he isn't allowed to talk to me  

[MDK]

What does the reluctant team talk do? I always assume its just a bit passive/aggressive.

[Lineker]

Let me ask my girlfriend. 

[MDK]

9 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Let me ask my girlfriend. 

Downgraded from fiancee? :<

[Lineker]

We're yet to become engaged!

[MDK]

9 hours ago, Lineker said:

We're yet to become engaged!

Well pop the bloody question then. Cant wait for the arguments about what to serve at the reception >_>

"Yes, this is a Kosher pulled pork burger. Yes, that is special cheese you can have with meat. And the wine has lots of sugar in it."