The January Transfer Window - 2016

[stokeriño]

Christian Atsu's loan at Bournemouth is another which will be cut short this January.

[Lineker]

Shame, had terrible luck with injury. I imagine he will get farmed out to the Bundesliga.

[Colly]

1 hour ago, Rafael said:

If it depended on the people that comment at The Mag, we'd buy him and his PROVEN, BRITISH~! pedigree for  £25m.

Bloody hell, not even locals read The Mag anymore...

[TCO]

If you think Mike Ashley would pay £25mil for Andros Townsend off all people, then I've got high grade magic beans to sell you.

People only rate him because Roy Hodgson has a raging stiffy for him and inexplicably picks him for England.

[lanky316]

He's a typical English player. Looked good in brief flashes, got a bit of hype early on, believed it and went backwards. He'll do a decent job somewhere, he's just no where near as good as he thinks he is.

[Chris2K]

Bournemouth are replacing Atsu with one of my FIFA favourites, Juan Manuel Iturbe, on loan from Roma until the end of the season.

[The Lusophone]

1 minute ago, Chris2K said:

Bournemouth are replacing Atsu with one of my FIFA favourites, Juan Manuel Iturbe, on loan from Roma until the end of the season.

You sweaty bastard.

[METALMAN]

Oh Iturbe was one of my favourites in my Champions League winning Roma team on FM 2015.

[Lineker]

Iturbe playing for Bournemouth. So surreal.

[Rafael]

9 hours ago, TCO said:

If you think Mike Ashley would pay £25mil for Andros Townsend off all people, then I've got high grade magic beans to sell you.

People only rate him because Roy Hodgson has a raging stiffy for him and inexplicably picks him for England.

I didn't say that. I actually think Townsend is shit. But a lot of people want him to be signed for no other reason than his nationality and the fact he stepped foot in a Premier League field.

[Lineker]

I wouldn't go as far as to say he is shit. He is competent enough but he is not good enough for a team in the upper echelons of the league such as ourselves. 

[The Lusophone]

So for a team battling relegation every goddamn season like Newcastle he's a good signing then?

[TCO]

He's not good enough for Newcastle either. He's an English, left-footed Obertan.

[Colly]

He's a winger of any description, I'll have him.

[stokeriño]

Rumours that Columbus Crew from the MLS or Club America from Liga MX might be stupid enough to be interested in Falcao. Falcao has said that he remains committed to Chelsea. This is our problem because Monaco basically don't give a shit where he is provided some other club is paying a chunk of his wages, and so won't let him leave Chelsea unless an alternative taker is lined up.

Can we not just chloroform him and ship him off in a box of some kind?

[Rich]

On 30/12/2015 at 13:03, Mad Jack Frost said:

Dibs on being the new mod then.

You have to pay your way in.  

[Lineker]

Everton have signed Matt Foulds from Bury.

[Rafael]

PSG and Arsenal are interested in the signing of Napoli foward Lorenzo Insigne.

[MDK]

I hope Jay Simpson is staying put at Orient

[Nerf]

22 hours ago, stokeriño said:

Rumours that Columbus Crew from the MLS or Club America from Liga MX might be stupid enough to be interested in Falcao. Falcao has said that he remains committed to Chelsea. This is our problem because Monaco basically don't give a shit where he is provided some other club is paying a chunk of his wages, and so won't let him leave Chelsea unless an alternative taker is lined up.

Can we not just chloroform him and ship him off in a box of some kind?

Extremely bad taste, given his agent's history.