The January Transfer Window - 2016

[stokeriño]

Not only is it extremely difficult to act in bad taste when I have no knowledge of what you're referencing, but I also cannot deny that for the sake of this one glib remark I don't especially care.

[METALMAN]

The only reason Falcao actually ended up at Chelsea was because his agent chloroformed him and put him in a shipping container. v. poor taste Stokerino.

[stokeriño]

So what you're saying is that he already knows what the P&P costs would be?

[Lineker]

Leicester have met Demari Gray's minimum release fee clause and the Birmingham winger has had a medical.

[stokeriño]

Reports doth claim that Newcastle might get Remy back...

[Colly]

I've read on loan, I'd certainly take that. Still vital we get a left back and a central midfielder though, but it keeps the papers happy if we sign a striker.

[Lineker]

 

[Baddar]

Acted fast with that. What's he like? I remember there being a lot of clubs sniffing around during the last window.

[The Lusophone]

A replacement for Mahrez.

[Lineker]

Watford are in advanced negotiations to sign Mario Suarez from Fiorentina. 

[Benji]

4 hours ago, Mad Jack Frost said:

A replacement for Mahrez.

Hardly, we were after him in the summer. We signed Nathan Dyer on loan because we couldn't get Grey at the time and needed a second string winger.

[The Lusophone]

1 hour ago, Benji said:

Hardly, we were after him in the summer. We signed Nathan Dyer on loan because we couldn't get Grey at the time and needed a second string winger.

Long term replacement for Mahrez then. If he's still there come September, it'll be surprising in the extreme.

[Benji]

I have very little doubt on that, yeah.

[Gazz]

Gray to Leicester

Mahrez to Real Madrid

Bale to Birmingham

It's the circle of life.

[Meacon Keaton]

6 hours ago, Mad Jack Frost said:

A replacement for Mahrez.

Just you...shut your mouth!

[Benji]

40 minutes ago, Gazz said:

Gray to Leicester

Mahrez to Real Madrid

Bale to Birmingham

It's the circle of life.

That's a very triangular circle.

[Gazz]

I'll triangle your circle, you cheeky oik!

[Benji]

My favourite part is that there's a triangle in your circle in your avatar.

[Lineker]

Blackburn Rovers have signed the winger Elliott Bennett from Norwich City for an undisclosed fee. The 27-year-old, who has joined on a two-and-a-half-year deal, links up again with Paul Lambert at the Championship club having played under him at Brighton and Norwich. He had a loan spell at Bristol City earlier this season and played against Blackburn last month.

[METALMAN]

Oh I love that guy because of his reaction to last year's election:

https://twitter.com/Ebenno88/status/583723540471480320