January 2017 Transfer Window Thread

[MDK]

6 minutes ago, Davidmarrio said:

CALLED IT!!

You spelled Darron wrong, doesn't count.

[DavidMarrio]

3 minutes ago, MDK said:

You spelled Darron wrong, doesn't count.

Does so!! 

[MDK]

Just now, Davidmarrio said:

Does so!! 

I don't make the rules, soz

[DavidMarrio]

1 hour ago, MDK said:

I don't make the rules, soz

Rules are for fools. 

[MDK]

19 minutes ago, Davidmarrio said:

Rules are for fools. 

@Kaney I'm going to need a ruling here

p.s. Arsenal are the best team and Celtic are also okay. And kilts are sexy.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Pretty sure his parents spelled Darren wrong first.

[MDK]

12 minutes ago, Jericode said:

Pretty sure his parents spelled Darren wrong first.

You come from a place where an L is a vowel, shhh

[Kyle]

2 minutes ago, MDK said:

You come from a place where an L is a vowel, shhh

And a consonant. And punctuation. 

[MDK]

4 minutes ago, Troy Saint said:

And a consonant. And punctuation. 

Its the James Milner of letters

[Kyle]

I actually just saw a sneak peek of the updated Welsh alphabet. It's in the spoiler tags.

 

Spoiler

L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L

 

[Adam]

7 minutes ago, Troy Saint said:

I actually just saw a sneak peek of the updated Welsh alphabet. It's in the spoiler tags.

 

  Reveal hidden contents

L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L

 

Isn't that just Sunderland's form guide?

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Legit, the Welsh alphabet is retarded, we traded K, Q, V, X and Z for CH, DD, FF, NG, LL, PH, RH and TH.

[MDK]

5 minutes ago, Adam said:

Isn't that just Sunderland's form guide?

You fucker. I was going to make that joke.

[Kaney]

1 hour ago, MDK said:

@Kaney I'm going to need a ruling here

p.s. Arsenal are the best team and Celtic are also okay. And kilts are sexy.

 

 

[Just Joe]

2 hours ago, Troy Saint said:

I actually just saw a sneak peek of the updated Welsh alphabet. It's in the spoiler tags.

 

  Reveal hidden contents

L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L

 

Sunderland's league form is Welsh looking at that.

2 hours ago, Adam said:

Isn't that just Sunderland's form guide?

Oh fuck off.

[Lineker]

Chelsea are in talks with Internazionale over a loan move for French winger Jonathan Biabiany. The 28-year-old has yet to make a Serie A appearance for Inter this season and had been interesting Atalanta. But it is understood that Antonio Conte is keen to boost his attacking options and is a big fan of the player who has also had spells at Parma and Sampdoria.

Chelsea are facing a battle to sign the Bosnia defender Sead Kolasinac from Schalke before Tuesday night’s 11pm cut-off, as a replacement for Zenit-bound Branislav Ivanovic. Kolasinac, like Ivanovic, is out of contract this summer, but the German side would prefer to keep him until then. The 23-year-old, who has 17 caps for Bosnia and Herzegovina, had been expected to join Juventus at the end of the season but is understood to be interested in the chance to move to the Premier League. Chelsea have offered to pay around £6m for a player who was capped at under-20 level by Germany and who can operate at centre-half, left-back or, potentially, central midfield to offer various options for manager Antonio Conte.

Martin Caceres and Luka Milivojevic are both set for Crystal Palace medicals on Tuesday. Their potential arrivals could spell the end for several fringe players in Sam Allardyce’s squad including Jordon Mutch and Lee Chung-yong. Mutch is expected to join Reading on loan until the end of the season while South Korea forward Lee is likely to move to Birmingham on a similar deal.

Southampton have agreed a deal with Napoli to sign Manolo Gabbiadini for £14.6m with a further £2.6m in performance-related bonuses.

Bournemouth's Max Gradel is expected to join Hull City on a permanent deal while Marc Wilson is set to join West Bromwich Albion on loan.

Hull have agreed a deal with Inter to bring in Andrea Ranocchia on loan for the rest of the season. They've also completed a £3m move for Watford's Adlene Guedioura.

Watford have accepted a bid worth £20m from Chinese Super League side Changchun Yatai for striker Odion Ighalo but it is understood the Nigeria striker is reluctant to join them.

Rangers have signed Port Vale goalkeeper Jak Alnwick on a three-and-a-half year deal.

Alexandre Pato has signed for Tianjin Quanjian.

 

Oh and apparently it's Deadline Day.

[Lineker]

Blackburn Rovers have re-signed striker Marvin Emnes from Swansea City on loan until the end of the season. 

Reported Manchester City and Barcelona target Steven N'zonzi has singed a contract extension at Sevilla until 2020.

Watford's Jerome Sinclair is having a medical at Birmingham this morning ahead of joining the Championship club on loan until the summer.

[stokeriño]

Ah, January 31st. The day of the year when my Facebook's 'On This Day' feed contains many hilariously naive posts about Fernando Torres.

[DavidMarrio]

11 minutes ago, stokeriño said:

Ah, January 31st. The day of the year when my Facebook's 'On This Day' feed contains many hilariously naive posts about Fernando Torres.

It's funny cause like you spent loads on him and he was poo poo HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA

Take a look at @br_uk's Tweet:

 

 

[Baddar]

Now to convince Tim Howard to come back to the PL.