LexChaney

I am offended by your curse words.

You're wrong, anyway. Steve McQueen > Yul Brynner

Charles Bronson was the best.

It's not like he could make the show LESS funny.

I have never watched it. I don't watch TV in the main anyway. Charlie sheen is boring. Have I pissed everyone off now?

I prefer Two and a Half Men to the shit that is The Big Bang Theory.

There is a more important person than you having a birthday today.

Jesus? >.>

No guys, his birthday is the same day as the dog's!

Maaaaaaaan, if you get to the point where your only problems are EWR-related, you don't have any problems anymore.

Oh it's Sousa. The man that follows and observes me like a stalker.

I've got 1000 holds, and a botched cutter ain't one.

I'm going to donate anyway. Been thinking about doing it for ages and will do before the end of the week.

Shevxy Lexy? Shevsexy Lexy?

Lexy Sexchenko

Don't you mean "even patriarchal rulers kowtow to deities," Captain Thesaurus Rex?

Sousa, don't be a Vagisaurus Rex.

Nobody bows to imaginary sky wizards of any sort.

Not if they want to keep their spleen. Mine are never late. I have a routine and nothing can alter it.

You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

Yep.

Hells Yeah

Marc Colombo is anything but awesome.

Get Sky

Okay then. You can buy it for me And true C-Mil. But by the time you get on there it's usually been removed. Plus better watching it on a TV and stuff.

I have sky and still cant watch it....what? screw sky sports and there insane extra charge on my bill

Who wouldn't?

Just checked.. Turns out Steve Sidwell won't

Do you know Agent York then? Unless you've played Deadly Premonition you will have no idea what I am on about

Always a good premise for a status update.

You know it is now don't spoil. Do you think their going to spoil it Zach?

Bloodhound Gang?

No.

Quiet. You know you want the Bloodhound Gang bad touch.

You cuddle a laptop?

Lmfao screw you.

Fornicators!

Correct. And no I observe Sousa? you lost your touch? D: your not feeling. What's up? D:

I too wonder what in the cerulean Abyss that is.

Exactly.

I observe.

^_^

Do you want to watch me weave?

Please.

Man, that was a laugh riot.

There really isn't anything funnier than suffering black people. I'm serious.

What bout the Three-String Trance Wonder

Haha yeah. I'm more of 4 Strings - Take me away

From The Fast and The Furious -.- god damn shit.

No it's worse. It's William Shatner.

trailer was way more awesome than the actual movie...

BARRY~!

FUK U H8RZ