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  1. I'd fuck her with all the dicks.

  2. No Smackdown spoilers today?

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    2. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Then they both say "holla holla holla!"

    3. Dingle

      Dingle

      WIT DA UNDATAKAH

    4. Noah

      Noah

      needs more tag team matches.

  3. Why are Bray Wyatt and The Ascension only just coming into my life? They need to be on Raw like yesterday.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      He transfers the gimmick through touch, but some sports-entertainmentsters are too strong. However, in spirit form, no man can resist him.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      No man, no woman, no animal with a slight curiosity in interspecies you-know-what.

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      You just spoiled the movie.

  4. Obligatory is MITB worth watching? I'm so bored of WWE's product that I don't even know if I want to watch it.

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    2. Cheeky Hughes

      Cheeky Hughes

      PTP vs. Epico/Primo was pretty fun, if only for the post match shenanigans.

    3. ROC
    4. Azazel

      Azazel

      Watch it just because Ziggler takes the best bump in the creation of ever

  5. I literally JUST found out that Luna Vachon died like two years ago. What the shit!?

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    2. Jason Patricks

      Jason Patricks

      It happened a while after WWE.com did a "Where are they now?" on her...

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      I forgot about it too, but it was a big downer when it happened I remember.

    4. MNM X Koofi e R-Truth

      MNM X Koofi e R-Truth

      Crazy, I just found this out yesterday while on Cagematch.net

  6. How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram! HO-HO-HO

  7. I am feeling all nostalgic and sentimental. Much love Eweb.

  8. Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      Now we got ears, it's time for cheers

  9. JukeBoxHero, your presence is requested by RW in the Reputation thread.

  10. Iggle Piggle's not in bed!

    1. Dingle

      Dingle

      I thought this said "Iggy Pop's not bad in bed". I preferred it that way.

    2. Quom

      Quom

      One of my ex boyfriends said "Iggle" and smacked me in one testicle then "Piggle" and smacked me in the other. This was during foreplay. It wasn't at all arousing.

  11. It kinda freaks me out that WalkerWGZ and I have two mutual friends on Facebook. As in, actual real people that I know >_>

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    2. Nerf

      Nerf

      Small world. Yeah, Chris is cool, if not a little too nice sometimes.

    3. Dan

      Dan

      You had my neice on facebook...

    4. Nerf

      Nerf

      Yeah, but she added me, I didn't actually know her. This is just freaky!

  12. I've got some bad news for you, Canary4life fans...

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Stop bullying him, you big meanie. Bullying a 14 year old boy, make you feel like a big man, does it?

    2. Nerf
    3. NIN Horror

      NIN Horror

      Wait, so you're not banning him?

  13. I tend to stay out of The Cube at all times, but can anybody let me know if there's been a multiplayer diary that has successfully operated on the basis of decision making. For example, players choosing whether to stay in a specific location, or advance to another area of the map (one square per day etc). I seem to recall one of the Battle Royale games running similiarly but I'm not sure.

  14. Can anybody recommend me a modern RTS game ala Knights and Merchants? I'm out of touch with gaming.

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    2. Nerf

      Nerf

      Also, is it not possible to just play vs. computer? From what I've read, it's exclusively multiplayer, and I'm really not into that scene.

    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      Holy shit, it was Age of Empires II that I loved. I'm even more out of touch than I thought I was.

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      They are releasing a skirmish vs AI later on. Possibly next month? I don't really play against randoms online either, so looking forward to the skirmish mode.

  15. For anybody that has PM'd me since July... my inbox was full, unbeknownst to me. If it was anything important, I have room now!

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      So you didn't get the nude pics?

    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      Oh, I got them. There was just enough room in my inbox to fit your delicates!

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      There's nothing delicate about leopard print underpants. You of all people should know that...

  16. After months of looking, I finally landed a new job! :D

    1. Trench

      Trench

      Grats! I know how tough it is to find a job these days.

  17. I forgive you.

  18. I'm so glad you're here to point these things out :wub:

  19. Enough of these games. Let's relocate to New York together. I'm lead to assume that kind of thing is acceptable there now.

  20. You cannot hide the truth!

  21. I thought Chris Jericho 'doing' Ron Simmons was the best thing I've ever see, until I saw Jim Mitchell 'doing' Sandman.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      He was doing Ron Simmons hardcore? Eww.

    3. Josh

      Josh

      Frankly, if Jericho was doing Ron Simmons, I think hardcore is implied. I can't imagine a softcore versi- Well, now I have the unshakable image of Jericho softly caressing Simmons' glistening bare chest while "Careless Whisper" plays in the background.

    4. C-MIL
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