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  1. Nerf

    Do NOT search for Steven Richards on Google Images without Safesearch turned on :(

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Steven Richards is going through some tough times.

    3. Pesci

      Pesci

      ahahaha

    4. zero

      zero

      Still not as gay as those jean shorts he used to wear.

  2. Nerf

    just to let everybody know, me and Blaze are the same people. SWERVE~!

  3. Nerf

    "In his ally's corner" or "in his allies corner?"

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      The first, unless he's in a WWII deathmatch.

    2. Nerf

      Nerf

      Cheers :)

    3. Matt

      Matt

      unless he has multiple allies whose corner he is in, then it's "in his allies' corner".

  4. Nerf

    People I know need to stop dropping dead :(

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      A cunt punt?

    3. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Bin Laden?

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      Saif Gaddafi?

      You keep weird company Nerf.

  5. Nerf

    Anybody selling (or know of anybody) selling tickets for Raw and SD at 02 Arena? Looking for best seats possible.

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    2. Nerf

      Nerf

      Cheers, prices are looking a little too hefty there. Hopefully get two lower tier tickets for about £150 on eBay should everything go to plan.

      Just wondered whether anybody had any they wanted to shift.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Heh, Nerf I guess I always figured that you were an American!

    4. Nerf

      Nerf

      Why is this? >_>

  6. Nerf

    Having read through your thread in The Lounge, I cannot miss this opportunity for vengeance.

    GET A JOB!

  7. Nerf

    I'd like to take this opportunity to issue an apology to everyone that had to suffer through today's bullshit (that includes you, Blaze). I know I've posted some dumb shit recently, but any attempt to rectify this has been thwarted by personal feuds that seem to have developed for whatever reason. I'm done with all of that unnecessary shit. I'm drawing a line over the last few months and I hope you lot will do the same.

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    2. Ruki

      Ruki

      Eddie, you're a dick and no one likes you.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Who let you back in?

    4. Ruki

      Ruki

      Stop using your logic here, MPH! :@

  8. Nerf

    THESTREAKISOVERNO!

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      HEGOTHIMANDNO!

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      WILLNERFSPOILANOTHERWRESTLEMANIATONIGHT?!

    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      That was two years ago!

  9. Nerf

    Some guy I knew hung himself on Sunday. I saw him in the pub just hours before it happened. Surreal.

    1. ThrillhouseMAX

      ThrillhouseMAX

      A friend of mine hung himself a few years back, and we were supposed to meet for lunch literally the day after he did it. It was crushing.

    2. Blue Rosler

      Blue Rosler

      hanged.

  10. Nerf

    I r baboon

  11. Nerf

    I'm Spartacus!

    1. DFF

      DFF

      No, I'm Spartacus!

    2. tenaciousg

      tenaciousg

      And I'm his friend, Jesus!

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      You guys aren't Spartacus! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?

  12. Nerf

    Barboora, barboora!

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    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      okay, that's funny.

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      ....but a misquote. Actually the line is "I'm coming to get you, Barbara" >_>

    4. Nerf

      Nerf

      Let him have his moment Skumdawg!

  13. Nerf

    9000 posts and I'm still continuing unfunny memes. /troll?

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    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Why are you here Nerf? Don't you need to get up for your job?

    3. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Why Nerf Baby took yer jawb?

    4. Nerf

      Nerf

      Baby nerf was asleepin!

  14. Nerf

    Papa Nerf!

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      God bless that child, seriously.

    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      Pipe down Ellis.

    4. Pesci

      Pesci

      congrats man!

  15. Nerf

    brought a hyena to a monkey fight

  16. Nerf

    She told me CM Punk was hot :(

  17. Nerf

    She was still hot >_>

  18. Nerf

    I knew it >_>

    Elaborate?

  19. Nerf

    "So you're gonna wait for more silly little boys? Ok cool."

    Explain yourself Kaneanite!

  20. Nerf

    A girl :o

  21. Nerf

    We've never really gotten along or anything, but I figured I'd mention that it's nice to see somebody actually trying to improve the community (as opposed to acting like an elitist cock about, well, everything) as you have over the last few months, and I'll miss your contributions (Y)

  22. Nerf

    That is irrelevent.

  23. Nerf

    I demand you return to MSN immediately!

  24. Nerf

    Trying to avoid SmackDown! spoilers before I watch. Is there any point or does it look like a shit show?

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    2. Nerf

      Nerf

      Hardly.

      You could say "it seems like a fun show" or "it looks terrible." Ergo, nothing spoiled. :)

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      It looks exactly like every other set of SmackDown spoilers I have ever read.

      If you like SmackDown, you will probably like it. If you don't, you will probably not.

    4. Nerf

      Nerf

      See? It was an easy answer :shifty:

  25. Nerf

    You live in Stockton? I feel for ya bro

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