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  1. Happy birthday, Clone Sousa.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      He joined before you, so wouldn't you technically be Clone Cobane? 

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      No, there was time travel.

    3. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Trust him on this, he is a Time Mage after all.

  2. Hello EWB, I'm a lesbian.

  3. Hey, gang! Let's fire some emblems! 

     

    1. Ruki

      Ruki

      Not enough Galeforce.

  4. i keep reading your name as "Trent Bruschetta" and it's making me hungry gdi

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Finally, we have found the issue that unites EWB.

      Tomatoes on bread.

    3. LittleDaniel

      LittleDaniel

      this has to be proof of the mandolin effect, I could have sworn his name was Bruschetta too!

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      hell yeah i'm a big admirer of nelson mandolin

  5. I tried to walk into a Target, but I missed.

    1. Taxation is Theft

      Taxation is Theft

      I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      "can i help you with something"
      "NO, JUST PRACTICING"

  6. I was carried to Ohio in a swarm of bees. Change my mind.

  7. Looking at my old "never got off the ground because I never planned how it would work" chocobo racing Cube game and I think I might give it another go.

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    2. Krabby

      Krabby

      I love chocobos so I would be in for sure

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      @Ruki, it didn't get far (we never actually got to a race which is typical for a Sousa diary), but I do think you had signed up?

    4. Ruki

      Ruki

      Apparently I was the first!

  8. Man, what happened to the "past usernames" button, I need to know who people are when y'all change your names to like "Gary Shitbeans" or something.

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      brb, changing my name to Barry Shitpeas

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      It's not there for non-Donators. :(

    4. Mick

      Mick

      Well, now you know what to ask for for your birthday!

  9. My favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke turns and looks dead into the camera and says "By the way, the Holiday Special is canon. None of Empire is, but the Holiday Special is."

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      I was a big fan of the welcome return of Lumpy who arrived to help Chewie kick his drinking problem brought on by the death of Han.

      As well as the hour long VR Wookie porn segment which followed.

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      I loved the 30 minute lecture Luke gave to the porgs about how midi-chlorians work.

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I liked the part where Rey's parents were revealed to be Jar Jar Binks and one of the Ewoks. Talk about a swerve.

  10. my name is
    the
    big
    show
    and i am proud to be
    on my own
    net
    flix
    show
    with my new family
    there's foley
    and henry
    and maybe fatu
    my kid's gay
    and i say
    i'm so proud of you
    and so all
    you
    should
    meet
    my wife & kids, you know
    the world's larg
    est
    ath
    lete
    well it's the
    big
    show
    show!

  11. Nintendo Announces New Corre Pokemon Game for Switch in 2019

    1. Taxation is Theft

      Taxation is Theft

      I hope Rycklon is one of the starter options.

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Nice to see Wade Barrett getting work.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      It'll be Nintendo's end of days.

  12. Okay I found out who Gary Shitbeans is.

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      That's no way to refer to Gazz.

  13. Once I get my work caught up there's a good chance I'll actually do the gd Fire Emblem diary, now with all the DLC.

    (Please note, what I really wanna do is a Three Houses Mafia, it's basically perfectly set up for that.)

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      I am, of course, interpreting this as U GON DIE III is confirmed.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Three House Mafia, didn't they do Mark Henry's theme?

  14. One of you had better play Josh's Homestar Runner Mafia or I'm gonna be upset.

  15. Rich Swann is both a good wrestler and a good description of my fursona.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      I like to imagine he is the evolved form of Scrooge McDuck.

  16. Ricky, the dragon steamboat.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      A literal randy savage.

    3. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      Ricky The Dragon's Team Boat.

    4. Hobo

      Hobo

      Ricky "The Dragoon" Steamboat

  17. Seeing "Scruffy the Janitor" having a birthday reminds me of when Benji got modhood and used the occasion to give a bunch of people Futurama names, including spelling "Lrrr of the Planet Omicron Persei 8" about fifty different ways.

  18. some
    BODY
    once
    told me
    give meeee
    the formuoli

  19. teen titans go to jail

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Beast Boy would be real popular in jail.

  20. Thinking once again about the day R-Truth literally died. 

     

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      #NeverForget

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      I'm an R-Truth-Truther.

      WHATS UP can't melt steel beams.

  21. "My name is Enzus Amorus, I speak fluent Latin, and in American high schools, you can't teach that."

    BIG CAIUS: "QUID AGIS?"

  22. Creed is a movie about doctors doing Apollo's autopsy backwards and realizing he's still alive, right?

    1. Benji

      Benji

      "He was dead but now he's living... living in America."

       

  23. In 10 years, we'll look back on WM31 as the tale of Reigns's formative years--his Bildungsroman Reigns, if you will.

  24. Pokemon Be / Pokemon Reflecto

  25. The Global Order of Atheists is pleased to announce that we will be trading Richard Dawkins to the Christians in exchange for a future first-round draft pick and Joe Biden.

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