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  1. TEOL

    The Holy Ghost has always been a non-starter. The Holy Ghost is like Mike in The Young Ones.

  2. TEOL

    Rewrite Wrestlemania XXX in the Diary Battle Invitational, now in the Dome!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Can't someone else do it?

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      No. It has to be you.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Fine, Triple H as champion it is.

  3. TEOL

    You've got a face like a rocky road. In Alabama.

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      is this a Fiasco thing

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      how do you not remember 

    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      see I need my memory for useful things, like minute details from plotlines from a wrestling company that's now a smoldering crater in the ground, never to return

  4. TEOL

    Rewrite the Higher Power angle in the Diary Battle Invitational! Now in the Dome! Invitation open to everyone*! 

     

  5. TEOL

    A mark is a guy that believes that O.J. didn't do it.

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Oh hi Mark.

    3. LL!

      LL!

      Are you saying hi to yourself?

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      Well you didn't. Someone had to.

  6. TEOL

    Mate of mine is doing a 24-hour stream for charity at https://www.twitch.tv/belone (and I'm helping I think?)

  7. TEOL

    If you like watching big lad graps but you're not watching sumo, I don't know what to tell you. The biggest of lads, the grappliest of graps.

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    2. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      do their pants ever fall down? they don't look like they are attached very securely.

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      @metalman they're actually a lot more secure than they look but I have seen fights where the referee stopped it to re-tie one of their belts and they're forced to just stand still while he does it

    4. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      Oh. Not really for me then, soz.

  8. TEOL

    Quarantine Dream (D-R-E-A-M)

  9. TEOL

    "The Switchblade Fiend" Jay Wyatt

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Hangman Paige

    3. Krabby

      Krabby

      The Kabuki Ultimate Warrior

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      I see the idle thought I had took no time to spiral out of control.

  10. TEOL

    I can see you hate the way we intermingle, but I think you're just mad cause you're single.

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      A classic.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      3lpvMXC.gif

  11. TEOL

    What up, Mach?

    1. IDOL

      IDOL

      "Oooooh yeah!"

  12. TEOL

    PULL THE STRING

  13. TEOL

    Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      I WANNA GOOOOOOOOUHHHHOHHHH

  14. TEOL

    BUTTER

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      TheProdigy-TheFatOfTheLand.jpg

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      It's pronounced Boo-Ter

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      The worst thing about not being a donator anymore is I can't go back and read the Boogeyman detective stories.

  15. TEOL

    nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick

  16. TEOL

    Is PantherFan59, like, some kind of Twitterbot who just puts sentences together out of bits of other EWB posts?

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Are they a fan of the Carolina Panthers or just one particular panther, like there's this really keen-looking leopard at the zoo?

  17. TEOL

    Happy birthday Xero! I still love you!

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I miss him :( 

  18. TEOL

    We dated like raps about Bin Laden.

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    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      In between that, I wish we never fucked and I mean that.

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      But not really, because you say the dirtiest shit in bed and it's fucking awesome.

    4. TCO

      TCO

      Bino :wub:

  19. TEOL

    HEY PLEATHER YOU AROUND I NEED A FAVOUR

    1. Ace

      Ace

      Ned a Fake Claim?

      Need*

    2. Mick

      Mick

      BRING BACK UNK

  20. TEOL

    https://discord.gg/VFatBpk The EWB Discord chat! Join the conversation!

  21. TEOL

    I'm safe, despite my character.

    1. Ace

      Ace

      Reported!

  22. TEOL

    Unlike the singer Rihanna, this woman knows how to take a punch

  23. TEOL

    Anyone notice in the 2004 Royal Rumble that the first and last eliminations are the same?

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Hey, Stevie Richards was in there for an hour, can't blame him for that.

  24. TEOL

    Confirmed: 20th April 2014 was the last good day.

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    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I'd say January 19, 2017 is the last good day.

    3. Ruki

      Ruki

      May 31st....2010. I peaked a long time ago.

    4. Benji

      Benji

      For you, the 20th April 2014 was the last good day on EWB. But for me, it was a Sunday.

  25. TEOL

    I miss Orangeness. :(

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      We all do. :(

    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      Terrible skin. Glad I stopped using it nearly ten years ago >_<

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