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MalaCloudy Black

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  1. Sycho Sid can go under the ring.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      and I hear he's quite solid when he goes

  2. There was Johnny McGuirk, who was scared stiff of work

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Whether out on the streets,
      Or up on my feets,
      Ain't nobody fuck,
      Like Jimmy Don Beets. 

  3. Did anyone ever tell Casey Jones that it's probably a bad idea to drive that train while high on cocaine? Of course there's trouble ahead, you're high on cocaine, Casey Jones. DUH.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      They did warn him to watch his speed at least.

  4. My heroes have always killed cowboys.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      mamas, don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies

  5. Undertaker with the tattoos.

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      This is the worst game of clue ever.

  6. I like my jokes like I like my coffee. With a bit of sugar, maybe a splash of milk if I feel like it, maybe some cappuccino mix in there if I'm in the mood. 

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      I like my jokes like I like my coffee. In the same regular, unchanging format.

  7. Charles, get the rifle out.

    1. MDK

      MDK

      We're being fucked

  8. GLOR~IOUS

    1. Benji

      Benji

      G-L-O-R-I-O-U-S.

      G... L... O... R... I-O-U-S, YES.

      DIAMONDS ON MY NECK. YES. A'HM GLORIOUS.

  9. My favorite part of sunburn is when I go to scratch my back and half my skin sloughs off.

  10. WRESTLEMANIA SPOILER: wrestling happens

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      With this company?

  11. Can you believe that Xavier Woods porno that leaked? New Day Sucks.

    1. badotori

      badotori

      New Day cocks? :/

  12. "Common apocrypha of the Senate holds that he would sit through Senate sessions, boots upon his desk, whittling and sipping from a jug of Old Crow within easy reach."

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Man, the senate in the 1800s was hella cool.

  13. Friends with Mizark Henry on Facebook. Life is a success.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Somebody's going on his friends list!

      Somebody's gonna read what he transmits!

      Read em up, read em up!

      Poke his neck, poke his neck!

  14. You can't be any geek off the street. You gotta be handy with the steel, y'know what I mean? Earn your keep.

  15. I'VE SEEN INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      NEVERTHEOUTCOME YOU'LL BE WISHIN' FORRRRRR

  16. It was a fantasy for god's sake! Samantha Kane never existed!

  17. Martha Washington was a hip, hip lady man.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Well, it's hip to be square

  18. Damn, homie. You was the man, homie.

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      The fuck happened to you?!

  19. Wasting too much time on TVTropes. Got.. to.. break.. free!

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      No! Stay in your self made prison of delight! Keep on lotus eating!

  20. All around the world today, the kilo is the measure.

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      Roll together, tropical trees puff, whatever. Yo, we could go run up on these kids for leathers.

  21. Additional Supply Depots required.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      Reticulating splines.

  22. I'm goin' to Jackson, look out Jackson town!

    1. Nerf

      Nerf

      You're going to Jackson, go comb your hair!

  23. Don't quote me, boy. I ain't said shit.

    1. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      "Don't quote me, boy. I ain't said shit." -ClouDrogo

  24. It was a toss-up between Lucidest Fro and Forced I Slut as far as anagrams go.

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