MalaCloudy Black

Wait, why are you in Canada?

happy birthday, Your Mom!

I don't WANT pigs in a blanket! I want to fight crime!

BALLROOM YITZ

Undertaker with the tattoos.

I like my jokes like I like my coffee. With a bit of sugar, maybe a splash of milk if I feel like it, maybe some cappuccino mix in there if I'm in the mood. 

My favorite part of sunburn is when I go to scratch my back and half my skin sloughs off.

Can you believe that Xavier Woods porno that leaked? New Day Sucks.

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper.

You can't be any geek off the street. You gotta be handy with the steel, y'know what I mean? Earn your keep.

I'VE SEEN INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION

Damn, homie. You was the man, homie.

Me not that kind of orc.

Don't quote me, boy. I ain't said shit.

Wasting too much time on TVTropes. Got.. to.. break.. free!

Red tops, blue tops, green tops, yellow tops, purple tops, beige tops, white tops, grey tops, black tops, clear tops, gold tops, pink tops, silver tops, tan tops, aqua tops, orange tops, salt tops, long tops, short tops, 12-12's 58-58's, weed bags, ziplocks, big rocks, coke spots, big glocks, one OT's crumbs chopped, hot pots, one plate, crack spot

We got a history, full of lightning victories

Conceptual breakthrough it ain't no mystery

Long vision, from giants in every way

Rap czars, magnificent flows for every day

More like S.V. Stopped Posting

if you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son

You know what I like to do? I like to pretend books 6 and 7 of Dark Tower were never made.

CHOKESLAM, CHOKESLAM, CHOKESLAM ONTO THE SKITTLES

bah gawd keeng its ed kein, ed kein, ed kein, hellfire and brimstone, HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE FRUITY FRUITY MOTHERFUCKING SKITTLES

Would you care to make love?

'cuz it's 1-8-7 on an undercover cooooop

PRESSURE

PRESSIN DOWN ON ME

PRESSIN DOWN ON YOU