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  1. "This is like an Abbott & Costello routine written by Hitler!"

  2. I'm doing a WWF 1991 diary and stuff.
  3. Schnappi das kleine Krokodil.

  4. What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      But enough talk... HAVE AT YOU!

      *throws wine goblet, teleports into foreground*

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      You tell em girl!

  5. Me and Headbanger Thrasher discussing how wrong it is to steal a guy's panther.

  6. My dyslexia has reached a new owl.

  7. How do you kill a circus?

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    2. King Ellis
    3. MDK

      MDK

      YOUR DADS :@

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Have it face the Beast Incarnate.......BRRRRRROOOOCCCCKKKKK LESSSSSSSNARRRRRRR!

  8. I used to go out with a Dutch boy who had inflatable shoes. It didn't last - he popped his clogs.

  9. “Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the liquor weaker, the gods kinder, the dice hotter, it might have all ended up in a one-sentence story.” —Mickey Rooney on his life story

  10. COVERED WITH SCORPIONS

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      *melodramatic huffing, pantomiming pulling off invisible scorpions*

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      Remember what happened to Morph.

  11. He obviously came down here, got lost, went mad, and then ate his own hands.

  12. I often sleep with one eye open. He's my Native American boyfriend.

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    2. Benji

      Benji

      I dunno about exit light, but it is where the sun don't shine.

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      I wish this had been posted somewhere I could give it the like it deserves

    4. Nerf
  13. I often sleep with one eye open. He's my Native American boyfriend.

  14. I often sleep with one eye open. He's my Native American boyfriend.

  15. "How are my kids going to grow up to be crusaders for social justice, without access to educational privilege?"

  16. The first RAW of March, as we move inexorably closer to Wrestlemania XXX, and it's all kicking off.
  17. Network launch RAW, and Smackdown, are up! Elimination Chamber fall-out and the road to WRASSLEMANIA
  18. http://twofallstwosubmissionsoraknockout.blogspot.com/2014/02/we-need-to-talk-about-daniel-trouble.html Over at the wrasslin' blog, I lay out my feelings on Daniel Bryan, and his fans wanting to have their cake and eat it too.
  19. Elimination Chamber is up! And it's an absolute clusterfuck.
    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      You had me hooked at pyro and ballyhoo.

  20. Get making predictions on my diary, the PPV will probably be up today!

    1. Noah

      Noah

      You can't tell me what to do!.........yes sir :(

  21. - Elimination Chamber card is up, get your predictions in!
  22. - RAW is up, on the road to...Elimination Chamber.
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