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Status Updates posted by Skummy

  1. http://twofallstwosubmissionsoraknockout.blogspot.com/ It's been almost a year, but I updated my blog a bit.
  2. How do you like your kisses in the morning? I like mine with an egg.

  3. I update my diary sometimes! Kerry Von Erich wrestles for the first time in a diary named after him!
  4. Sit down. Have some plaid.

  5. My review of the Steve Austin/Dolph Lundgren movie "The Package"; http://www.subba-cultcha.com/film/the-package/

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      The pull quote's nice, but this one's better:

      " . . . requires little in the way of deduction beyond 'why is Stone Cold Steve Austin hitting that guy with a claw hammer?'"

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      The guy who got me the job actually used that exact line as the pull quote to sell it to the editor. I wish they'd used it on the website.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      So what's the latest on Skummy's package?

  6. Just noticed that my user title still reads "That's the way the cookie crimbles!" Wonderful.

  7. www.ewbattleground.com/index.php?/topic/90911-wwe-2013-the-road-to-wrestlemania/ WWE 2013 updated; in which The Rock makes an appearance, David Otunga has a talk show, and a DANCE PARTY OCCURS.

  8. WWE 2013 updated; The Rock makes his first appearance since the Royal Rumble, and A DANCE PARTY OCCURS.
  9. This weekend, I'm going to get absolutely Ben Fogle'd

  10. I've updated both my diaries! I am ON FIRE.

  11. It would have been Larry Sweeney's birthday today. 12 Large, bro.

  12. Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your ears, your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I liked your other status better. Because musical theater.

  13. The rain in Spain falls mainly on Kane

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire, the Hurricane hardly happens.

  14. - I don't just do crazy alternate history diaries, I also write modern-day WWE from time to time. Check it out!
    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Albert is the New Shockmaster!

  15. I HAVE NEVER EATEN MARIJUANA

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      HOW MANY DRUGS DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR CABINET HOME?

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      ALL YOU PUBLIANS CAN'T GET WITH IT

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      HOW CAN YOU LEARN TO FALL FROM AN 20 FEET HASH PIPE?!

  16. Neil Gaiman? What are you doing in my falafel?

  17. Oh Brian Cox, talk Science to me like one of your French girls

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      I saw the name Brian Cox on an episode of QI and got real excited, but then it was the scientist and not the actor.

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      The scientist > the actor.

  18. "These people are fucking crazy! There's a little naked boy, wearing a baseball cap, sucking a big cock, next to a chimpanzee. It's witchcraft, I'm telling you".

  19. Say what you will about him, young Stalin was pretty dreamy.

  20. That's the way the cookie crimbles.

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      I am Cocoa for CooCoo Puffs

  21. "I like my horses whipped about and forced into a deathmatch every April at Aintree – not humanely slaughtered and minced up into my food, thank you very much."

  22. Franz With Benefits

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    2. SRN

      SRN

      Could it be if Franz Ferdinand headlined a charity show of some sort?

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      Title of a Phoenix Wright/Franziska Von Karma fanfic.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Get your Hans off of my woman.

  23. The village was on the back of a giant turtle.

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