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  1. WHAT'S CARD?!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Your new professional wrestling move is "picture of a lamprey."

  2. Open to potentially doing some wrasslin' podcasting in the near future RE: CHIKARA.

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Recording podcasts and then not releasing them?

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      It's called 'mercy'.

    4. GA!

      GA!

      I'm available for asinine comments.

  3. Does anyone know if last night's CHIKARA iPPV is available for streaming on SMVOD now?

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    2. MalaCloudy Black
    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      Just got a Tweet from Smark Mark - "stripped down" version (no graphics) is available, full version will be up in two days

    4. MalaCloudy Black
  4. Ben Elton John Travolta

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I don't know anyone with the first name "Travolta."

    2. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      What about that one guy, Travolta Baconhill?

  5. I used to play bass for Theatre Of Dicks.

  6. Come with me on a journey through the FIVE STAR, utterly serious, STRONG STYLE, 100% legit world of Puroresu.
  7. The Ultimate Warrior is firing lasers out of his fucking eyes.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Still number one, number one and the best.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Ultimate Warrior vs Godzilla

  8. "George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters"

    1. Sousa
    2. Benji

      Benji

      "[George R.R. Martin] also wrote stories about a mythical kingdom populated by his pet turtles; the turtles died frequently in their toy castle, so he finally decided they were killing each other off in sinister plots."

    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      Sinister plots? Is that like badlands?

  9. R.I.P. Mick McManus

  10. Finally posted the 1st show of my new diary! It has midgets, and Joshi, and Scott Steiner.
  11. Who are you? And how did you get in here?!

  12. It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

    1. Lint

      Lint

      No it wasn't! Poor things probably had their claws banded for cooking. All were probably killed by predators in the water

  13. There is no such thing as too many superkicks.

    1. LL!

      LL!

      They lose their superiority from overuse.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Sheamus would suggest there is such a thing as too many lies, though.

  14. "You join us at the Outraged Seventies Sitcom Vicar Play-Off Finals".

  15. What is Mr. Chips doing here? Who gives a fuck.

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      We should say goodbye to Mr Chips.

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      I enjoyed it! Although, the presenter is shit.

    4. Walker

      Walker

      I liked Stephen Mulhern when he hosted CITV. :(

  16. Currently writing the first supercard, get yr predictions in!
    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      This show is too bloody long. It's killing me.

  17. Two years since Larry Sweeney passed away. Crazy.

  18. What is this? Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Cunt?

  19. Bret Hart looks like a waxwork model of Billy Kidman left out in the sun.

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    2. HC

      HC

      Every time I see Billy Kidman in his current form I wonder how in the hell THAT guy landed Torrie Wilson.

    3. Tyrone

      Tyrone

      Chicks did the sloppy Shooting Star

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      Every time I see Billy Kidman in any form I wonder how in the hell THAT guy landed Torrie Wilson.

  20. How do you get a duck to sing soul? Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

  21. Card is up for the Von Erich era's first supercard, get your predictions in!
  22. It's a Friday Thursday! The best kind of Thursday. A Frursday, if you will.

  23. So, it's twelvington to beat.

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