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  1. Skummy

    It's about as rare as hen's teeth; a Bone Street Krewe update! http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=85358&st=30&gopid=2655321entry2655321

  2. Skummy

    No one negotiates with Barry Horowitz

  3. Skummy

    What are you city folk doin' out here? Gettin' gay married?

  4. Skummy

    does a Victorian retro-futurist/steampunk HG Wells/Jules Verne-inspired RTS game exist? I feel like it should. Any ideas?

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      Closest I can think of is the Jules Verne scenario on Civ II's "Fantastic Worlds" expansion.

  5. Skummy

    Rumour knocking about, leaked from BBC staff, that Prince Phillip passed away following a stroke this morning, and they're awaiting official word from the royal family.

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    2. GA!

      GA!

      May be a fake Prince Phillip. You never know.

    3. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      The artist formally known as Prince Phillip.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      He was staying in a Chinese hospital and wanted to hurry out so he didn't go slit-eyed.

  6. Skummy

    It's been bloody ages, but there's a fairly inconsequential update to the Bone Street Krewe diary; http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=85358&st=30&gopid=2639027entry2639027

  7. Skummy

    Mike Love, not war.

  8. Skummy

    YOU'RE A MAN, KAMALA

  9. Skummy

    of Mars

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Is there life on Skummy?

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      I don't want to know what kind of life might exist on that cesspool called Skummy :o

  10. Skummy

    "....Which raises a few important questions, like "How does a human character get overpowered by a partridge?" and "How do I rationalize this erection?"

    1. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      I am still disturbed by the prospect of a half-dog woman who is dressed like a Nazi police officer. Who'd want to fuck that?

  11. Skummy

    President Reagan was shot in a Ford Lincoln, and President Lincoln was shot with a Raygun.

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      President Ford was shot in a Lincoln Towncar, and President Towncar was killed in a skydiving accident.

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      John W. President

  12. Skummy

    I wouldn't do that, Dave

    1. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!

    2. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      I wood.

  13. Skummy

    If I could go back in time and give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be "don't worry about it, you're going to invent a time machine".

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      Or steal a time machine from someone else.

  14. Skummy

    While my Keytar stoically bleeps

  15. Skummy

    Great Scott!

  16. Skummy

    Karen Gillan wants to be on Inspector Spacetime.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      incidentally, I'm changing my name to Inspector Spacetime.

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      Your move, Gillan.

    3. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      I'd be glad to inspect her space...time? (damn it, so close)

  17. Skummy

    is going to be the MOTHERFUCKING Intercontinental Champion!

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Nah. Cody Rhodes will beat you.

  18. Skummy

    The only difference between Senor Chang and Stalin is that I know who Senor Chang is.

  19. Skummy

    I'm back! What did I miss?

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      LUKIE got a girf.....pahahaha I can't even finish the lie!!

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      It isn't a very believable a lie.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      DAYNJAH DAYNJAH

      HIGH VOLTAGE

      WHENAWETOUCH

      WHENAWEKISS

  20. Skummy

    had a ridiculous amount of fun at the All Star Wrestling/Channel Island Wrestling show last night. Damn proud of my CIW boys!

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      He did look awful. He the booker or something?

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      No interference whatsoever. He's not great, but he plays the Giant Haystacks role pretty well. He pretty much just clotheslines and Powerbombs. A Splash if you're lucky. He's not the booker, but he won all the time because hey, why not? Kids loved him, too.

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      It is already 1000x better then our local promotion, which had run-ins and douche finishers on their biggest show of the year.

  21. Skummy

    "If you see *anyone* in a long black leather coat, you need to say 'Ooooowwh, Matrix!'" - Frank Skinner

  22. Skummy

    Your pen's on the floor.

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    2. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      UM WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Metalman is a lovely gentleman. He stabbed the guy in the neck, so he wouldn't have to stab him in the face. You don't get that kind of sincerity from most people.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      It's not long enough to reach my knees, never mind the floor.

  23. Skummy

    LEM - BIT O - PIK *clap clap clap*

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    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      Yeah, you may run into Baddar. ¬_¬

    3. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      DEMS! DEMS! DEMS!

    4. stevev10

      stevev10

      Dirty tree hugging liberal democrats!

  24. Skummy

    ‎"You won't like me when I'm angry. Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources." - The Credible Hulk.

  25. Skummy

    #12Large

    1. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      holy shit, it's a year today? sad, bad times.

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